ich liebe die rebellionsloppen

extremely tragically they Target Audience'd me so hard when they said nagxian rebellion

i wanna play othard touys like granted i need to study more about the regions inspiring dalmasca and even then i might be like "this is not my space" but nagxia douma yanxia and the steppe etc i can play dollies with

this is SB to me

this is the most scary and autistic statememt that you can hear from specifically me but it really does scratch the Fates itch in terms of wanting to play touys

therapist: and what do we say when we're going through difficult times

me: lets make another stormblood oc

therapist: no

am i allowed to say (technically keep saying) the fact that i was like the only person going "ummm the vauthry stuff was crazy fatphobic wasnt it" was lowkey insane

the biggest whiplash of my entire FFXIV career has been the fact i picked the game back up in january because i saw grebuloffs and i wanted to meet the seals then i did #That duty in Endwalker and it was like

the seals did WHAT now

man every time i run the Am-I-The-Assholescope to level something to 90 and Fandaniel hits that one attack im just like. God I miss #Her so bad

i dont think mviera have human rights

i will say lalafells do add a lot to some moments like i dont think the haurch scene wouldve hit as hard if i were on (idk) a miqo or something like it felt like bilbo leaving the shire and experiencing a death in battle but it did kill me whenever they had to look #scary

i think maybe it's more a matter that historically speaking heroes in games and general media (unless you're jojo) tend to be either average height or below average so when the MC is huge it's like WHOA but i like these 7'2 lizards so much

much to think about

i think in terms of how easy/how hard it'd be for me to play these as a protagonist it'd probably look like this

my biggest struggle is miqo just works best as a wol for me because i'm the most comfortable working with Youth Heroes as a concept but my third leg likes au ras so much

leveling marauder makes me feel like im awake during surgery without anesthesia

like brother

DUDE I EVEN LEVELED GOLDSMITH HOPING THEY'D GIVE SOME NICE NECKLACES AND THEY ALL SUCK HELP

ok while im on this topic it's kind of a bummer that the one you get from bardam's mettle is just a leather strap because a lot of traditional jewelery from that region (and what this game would treat as nagxia) is really nice and varied but nope nope nope just a belt for your neck

also wow i cant believe we went through all of douma and they never made a magatama

it's crazy cuz like the framework's there for nice ones like the dai-ryumaku earring's really good or they could cop the thing on the back of the jois but the necklace for that set's a janky ribbon

same exact necklace god i wish they had that in different colors

i was genuinely using the ruby and jade recolors of the same exact one because everything else is either so ugly overdetailed or it's too high up and looks unnatural

crazy coincidence that im using LRP but that's entirely because the necklaces in this game lowkey dookie let alone anything teal

G'raha Fucker Identification

playing paladin genuinely feels like being lobotomized im ngl

put me down

also like i feel it's kind of conceptually boring too like woweee you get two shortswords whag rlse

i geneuibely felt like i was going crazy when i unlocked it because people seem to love it but what so you mean i just press pairs of buttons what do you mean i dont have any temporary buffs what do you mean i dont have a defensive skill what do you mean i dont give the team anything WHAT DO YOU MEA

im not even like a metafreak but it reallt does get to a point