You know when you have that uncontrollable urge for a guy to run a fully-loaded paint roller all over you and your gear, all the way from your shoes to the top of your head? No? Oh, so it’s just me then! 🙈

You’re not wrong!

Why am I so easily led into messy temptation?

Anyone hiring at the moment?!! 🤡

Nope! I often wish I could have a job as a full-time messy stooge!

Head down, bottom up … loading up with Cadbury’s crème eggs for Easter 🙈

Haha ... you're not wrong! 💦

Why does every messy session always end up that colour?

You might be right 🙈

Absolutely stuffed last night! 😜 #iykyk

Setting up some Easter-themed fun 😈

The scene of today’s public pie crime!

Had a very fun time playing “cat and mouse” with a pie guy round south London yesterday afternoon … caught him in the end! 😈

The aftermath of last night’s impromptu pie session

Not yet, but it’s on the “to do” list!

As some people know, I needed to take a break from social media for a while but hopefully "real life" stress is behind me for a bit and I can get back to having some messy fun again 😈

Hello ... AGAIN !!!