You guys gotta watch the mark wahlberg transformers where he says “I think we found a transformah”

When I tried to submit feedback it said thanks to submitting feedback for Unknown Entity so it doesn’t even know what I’m referring to? Less than useless technology

Google ai description of PayPal goods and services that devolves into a string of numbers

Thanks google ai really cleared things up

Ugh Ewan and Nicole giving us the most chemistry of the night Moulin Rouge you will always be famous

Stick meme girl shooting gun

Ludwig #3 iktr

Cried immediately

This is just like when that puppy of hers was having a normal day and then she shot it dead and her kids got off the bus and saw the dead dog

I’m watching Strip Law and my baby is watching me watch Strip Law and we are laughin our asses off Glemtastrophe was a hoot

All these Hollywood is dead posts are about Jim Carrey’s facelift right

My parents used to ride a tandem bicycle my big tall dad drove it and my mom who is comic accurate wolverine height basically did nothing in the back

Damn it’s an hour long I thought this was some 15 min youtube short situation

There is a tiktok trend on how to be Chinese drink hot water in the morning wear house shoes do lymphatic drainage stretches the American people are ready to be liberated

I found a pile of coins in the parking lot of a grocery store and it reminded me of that video of the lady who saw a coin in a parking lot and says something like ‘they’re trying to get me to bend over they won’t get me’ but I can’t find it anyone know what I’m talking about

@jowrotethis.bsky.social been doing a simultaneous buffy/angel binge since house of r started its rewatch i think @robmahoney.bsky.social should come on for an angel rewatch pod if he’s itching to get in on the Buffyverse coverage

Tendinitis in left hand carpal tunnel in my right here I am stuck in the middle with you (my 13lb baby)

I remember being so mad when insta moved messages out of the bottom to make room for reel and arbitrarily put it all the way in the top corner years ago and now I get to be mad AGAIN

Instagram putting messages back at the bottom and making the swipe left motion go to reels after getting my muscle memory used to doing so to see messages mark zuckerberg you will pay for your crimes and he moved where the search is fuck you

Omg not t.A.T.u. this show has everything

Set in the 2010s featuring full length songs from Canadian indie princess Feist is the cherry on top of all the smut

It’s the first show I’ve seen where a sex scene fades to black then fades in again and they are still going at it

People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply

tweet from @chefbriere that says "heated rivalry discourse on gay media twt vs hockeytwt is so funny because one side of this app is discussing the actors' sexualities, whereas the other is worried about the metros' goalie's ability to make butterfly saves due to how shallow his frog stretch is"

actor playing the metros goalie on heated rivalry doing the worst frog stretch in the world. he's basically just on all fours.

i'm so glad we're talking abt this tho bc i gasped aloud when i saw it

30 Rock quote “just two men celebrating each others strength”

Enjoying the gay hockey show

Oh no

Bald baby with a comb over

The hair loss on the sides didn’t help his case

I combed my baby’s little hairs to the side for a photo shoot today and my mom said he looked like hitler ☹️

Scratching my cats head and rubbing my baby’s back at the same time, this was what the pat your head rub your belly training was all for

The best part of these middle of the night feeds is when baby poops and the air purifier quality indicator turns yellow it went all the way to red once

Stupid sexy Frankenstein

I get my hair products from London and usually stock up during their Black Friday sale but now they don’t even ship here I honestly might cry