I won the nobel piss prize

Orson Welles never considered Sludge Stacks

Hangin out with my fellow stinky queers we the SludgeGays

I gaze into my sludge

Sludgegaze

Become Car

I’m so proud of these guys their music just keeps getting better. Bill drums so fast

Burning fossil fuels is passé, we’re burning pure plastic now. Breathe it in

Martyr? I hardly Knower (band)

If I could just drink my stomach bile everything would be ok

Death is to easy I want them to combust from internal yeast expansion

After 52 minutes I really do become the horse thank you Alex!

Sludge

There is beauty in decay. Leave your eggs beneath a white pine and tell me there is not art there when you come back to the carnage

I wish ai could make an ai that would fix this whole ai problem

I will not think I will only vibe silently and ruminate I promise

Shania Twain summer

I am smiling at the camera with my big brown glasses and long hair as I take the selfie. I am wearing a faux cheetah print vest that is very fluffy with a purple undershirt

The Trash Pandas (my band) sitting together beneath a greenhouse looking structure being suave and stylish and worth following on all socials.

Happy pride month I’m serving?

A scalp with no scabs is like a home with no carpets—without that fuzzy texture how do you know you’re home?

Kenny Chesney pointing past the cameraman with a big ol cowboy hat while performing live on stage with a microphone in his other hand

As a child I thought of Kenny Chesney as looking like a mole

Brb gonna compare the creation mythos of Genesis to horse anus

If I go in a cave please stop me—I would never do that. It must be some fae trickery afoot and you must help!

Me when the

Smoking on that Stretchy Goo Hand Pack

There’s no ego just egg

Woke up to the right side of my skull making new, loud, startling suction noises upon jostling awake, let’s get that bread fellows

my personal top 10 9/11s

Fenway the Cat, fluffed up with his textured brown and peppered fur, gets a 0.5x closeup picture after being presumably beeped off the catnip

Scooter the cat, with her brilliant long white coat and gray worried eyebrows, looks up at you with big ol green owl-like eyes

This cat is loafing in a window, showing off his lovely striped gray coat with a white belly and undertone. They look away from the camera, showing off their natural aura in action.

This cat looks weird. Wait. It’s a raccoon. That’s a raccoon. Got it. This raccoon is hiding in a crevice of some sort. He do look soft though.

Dream Blunt Rotation

Oh goodness BlueBalls what am I going to do with you?