Ain't Poirot any more.

That's what they said about Arsenal six weeks ago.

A third would suggest enemy action.

I don't listen to "Friends And Lovers" anywhere near enough.

I can't argue with that, on the basis I have no blithering idea what you're on about.

"I've got twelve quid so... nearly there."

You're just trolling me now.

I thought yesterday Forest were safe. Now doubting myself.

Wrong.

I only played "Queen 1" once, and despite the drums no longer being simultaneously splashy and subdued didn't feel the need to let it supersede the album I've been very fond of for forty years. Second one likely to echo/repeat.

There's also now an audio version, read by the incomparably brilliant Justin Avoth, in case anyone would like a listen... libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

A record label hand-written in biro: "1: Thompson Twins/Roll Over".

A new object that has made me momentarily happy...

To get to the other side?

Always worth re-stating.

Great book. I know this because it's from a proper decent publisher who produce accessible iterations of their texts.

It's for masturbatory purposes.

Jonny bloody Morris with that smile

I know I'm over-arsed about this, but I don't get why Hearts are wearing an away strip (all black with gold trim) against Livi (colours: gold and black) that's much more of a clash than fucking maroon and white would have been.

Only a shelter?

Only a shelter.

You're only human.

Also: you've got the power.

Suppose he's got a pointed stick?

I have it on DVD. I offer no excuse.

Cameras appear to be in fucking Manchester or some shit #CIVSCO

My cat on my clothes on my bed.

Oh God obviously

Found myself pondering international football teams in stripes or hoops. Came up blank and the only external suggestion I've had is Paraguay.

Is that it?

I see Suede just did a Butler-less set at something other than a fanclub-exclusive show.

I love that they do shit like this every now and then when it comes up their humph.

I just wish I'd been there...

Caveat: it's a slim-fit apparently. Go at least one size up.

My hand with a smiley face drawn on it.

An Alice Oseman original...

Chide, chide.