Text says “you never know what burdens people are dealing with.” And a person is holding back a boulder. If Sisyphus’ boulder was whimsy, great taste in movies, funny, great kisser, fat ass, and always being right.

But I carry it so well.

I don't believe that was an "Amazon position" going on in DTF St Louis. Everything about what they showed looked like straight up pegging.

Yep, and I'm all in on that.

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Everybody isn't going to have some "perfect story", but I think it's good to take this occasion to reflect on if you are being good, fair, and caring to your partners.

I hope something good can come out of "that book". I hope people in ENM relationships/dynamics/situations take this time to reflect on how their experience in ENM would sound to someone else if they wrote it out and if someone with knowledge of the community view it as abusive or coercive.

the representation of my life

Outsourcing your social life and well-being so directly to a multinational, faceless corporation is some dark shit.

Congratulations!!!

he's clearly horny for storms.

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a blue fish from spongebob, screaming

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Valentines Day cookies...
Or Boobs? Butts? Ball sacks?

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Fake MILF (she's actually child free).

Tracking the polar vortex

Hrnnng

If you invite someone out, you should feel comfortable paying the bill, regardless of who does the asking. But someone shouldn't be offended if someone offers to split. It might mean the person isn't interested romantically, but maybe not.

a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me Alt: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me

Painted my fingernails this weekend in solidarity with my favorite team's quarterback for the playoffs.
I've found that I really like how they make my hands look.

Viva!

It'll be a great time. The show was really amazing.

Christmas is a hornier holiday than Thanksgiving for the following reasons. Christmas has:
- More horny songs
- More horny movies
- More related parties
- Less likelihood of a food coma at the end of the night

[rushes & grabs microphone]
BE QUIET AND DRIVE!

Bad make-up, scenes clearly done in a single take, beloved performers clearly in the midst of a chemical dependency issue. It has it all!

Well Gudger College is a very prestigious institution of higher learning.

Live long enough you go from being Bart to being Homer

It's a pretty unwatchable episode. Bart isn't that big of an asshole again until Lisa babysits him.