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BREAKING: A Closer Look at the King of Planets. 🪐🛰️

NASA has just released a new perspective of Jupiter so sharp it’s almost impossible to comprehend. Those intricate, marble-like swirls aren't just clouds—they are colossal storms, many of which could swallow Earth whole. 🌍🌪️

[voice like a drunken garbage disposal]

THEY'RE TURNING THE INFOWARS GAY

The moon is the tiny sliver to the left of the first observation deck at the Skytree. Dark blue early evening sky with clouds. The tower’s reflection winds about in the water like the head of a Dr Seuss character. The moon has that sort of effect on things I suppose.

Hey Jukkenbashi, moon.

Pope James David Vance the First The vice president has decided he’s a more accomplished theologian than Leo XIV.

Vance has now seized the top seat in the Death of Expertise Hall of Fame: He has lectured the pope—the pope, the leader of a billion and a half Catholics—about being too sloppy with theology.

The queen of all vices: Pride.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

This graphic shows how successful the JCPOA was, which cost US taxpayers nothing but Obama signed it. Can we please stop electing racist dickwads?

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Photo of an immature male Gang-gang Cockatoo on the end of a thin broken branch. one foot is holding onto the branch, the other is raised as it repositions. The bird is grey with bars on the ends of all its feathers in colours ranging from cream to yellow to orange, with some green washes on the wings. Is head and crest are feathers are partially bright red.

As before, but the bird is lower on the branch holding onto it with both feet and is now facing down.

This guy again.
#birds

Zero chill

Cold days = happy dogs 🥰

My son, Jake. He’s kinda weird, but don’t tell him I said that.

#alaskanhusky #sleddog #uglydog

Baby Finn! He changed color quite a bit.

Baby Jake! He stayed about the same color wise!

Big Kid Finn

Big Kid Jake

Happy 2nd Birthday Finn and Jake!

#alaskanhuskies #birthday

I’ve been thinking of him and this often over the last few/10 years…

Haha... Yeah! I've noticed that "yabai" can now mean almost anything. (That's good! That's bad! That's amazing! That's forbidden!)

Yabai! Its Meaning and Versatility in Modern Japanese - Unseen Japan There's no Japanese word with a meaning quite like yabai. Find out how one word came to mean everything from "awful" to "excellent."

The Japanese word "yabai" started as Edo-era thieves' slang for "dangerous" but now means everything from "amazing" to "awful." One survey found that 8% of parents simply don't understand what their kids mean when they say "yabai."

buff.ly/te4YQWL

Chuck Schumer's two votes tonight in favor of bombs and bulldozers to Israel is yet another reason Senate Democrats must vote to remove him as leader post the midterms.

JD Vance is the ultimate Reply Guy. He’s Well Actuallying the Pope about Catholic theology.

screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

Early cat: ok guys check this out, I simply pretend to be its baby. *Makes a plaintive crying sound*

Early cat's friend: c'mon man this is humiliating, you don't have to- *Caveman obediently tosses a chunk of cooked meat over* holy shit I'll be damned

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

"Trump doesn't have supporters. He has a cult."

@radiofreetom.bsky.social, staff writer for @theatlantic.com, joins The Weeknight to discuss the key differences between Orbán and Trump and how those differences shape their grip on power.

GenX'ers weren't old enough to vote for Reagan.

Disappointed, though not surprised, I began to describe various life- saving components of USAID’s global health portfolio, highlighting how we prepare for and respond to emerging pandemic threats; support the diagnosis and treatment of tuberculosis, malaria, and HIV; and immunize millions of children from the deadliest childhood diseases. I spoke for about five minutes, focusing primarily on our infectious diseases work and hoping to keep the attention of people who seemed to have no experience—or interest—in global health. When I finished, the room was silent, the political appointees looking at one another in what appeared to be disbelief. The silence was broken by Ken Jackson, who chuckled softly and shook his head. “Wow, there really is so much that USAID does that we never knew,” he said. “This is the story that needs to get out there.” Joel, also smiling, chimed in next, echoing Jackson’s amazement. “I had no idea you did all this,” he said. “As a Republican, when I think of what USAID does in global health, I assumed it was just, you know, abortions.”

This is NUTS

www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-usai...

AI generated image showing JD Vance and Kushner as Laurel and Hardy coming down the steps of a plane holding US flags and MGAA stickered suitcases

By Natalie Allison The inyolvement of Vice President JD Vance had raised hopes around the world that the weekend negotiations in Pakistan would solidify the ceasefire with Iran and put an end to the war within reach.

In what universe did this take place

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I’m glad that he’s showing what (white) American Christianity is really about. The thirst for domination and power to the point of blasphemy. They’ve been calling him the chosen one, an avatar of God, because he allows them to hate marginalized people. He can do this because they won’t abandon him.

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Moon Walker poster, a cartoonish view of MW in front of a ruined city in orange and red

Framed Daredevil comic signed by Deborah Ann Woll, who plays Karen Page on the TV show

Print of a sketch of a Tron light cycle, done by my super talented friend bhaalspawn

Print of a World of Warcraft dark elf wearing a red outfit in a swamp done by a Twitter friend of mine

Hung up my Moon Walker poster along the stairs. Here’s my staircase art so far.

Hahahaha.... OMFG!!!

He apparently loves leaf blowers lol...
#dogs