Scruffy was dumped by a neighbor, had his leg broken by a bastard, we took him in. Never lived inside by choice, had a kennel with a cat flap and electric blanket. He was so kind, best mate Syd, a broken winged blackbird who couldn't fly, they both slept in the kennel, Scruffy loved everyone.

Mr Scruffy went missing for a few weeks, walking one day few hundred metres from home, there he was in a house window knew it was him, he had half an ear. I glared at him, he came home that night, the dog was pleased and the incident was never mentioned or repeated.

Davey has a short memory, he sat at cabinet meetings where Osborne slashed NHS spending, causing long term problems now. His reward and Cleggs a KBE, don't be fooled by his I'm like a funny teacher routine.

Went to school with a lad who used to eat the lead paint powder, oddly enough in later life he did end up in a secure unit.

Farage will probably do an interview in Gay Times next, tell us he has lots of gay friends and he likes Kylie.

Pretend he has lost his mind, the 25th is enacted, he is declared to sick to face a trial on any charges from either his personal or political shenanigans.

Christ he is 45, must have had a busy life.

The next resign issue will be Starmer (remember when it was Boris, cause they liked him) had eggs for breakfast.

Peston and Rigby will do a cheerleader dance to welcome them.

2 cranks arguing with each other sounds quite funny.

Not sure some of these people would pass a basic DBS check.

Poundland Trump.

A tutorial on how to get sacked from your job ?

Afraid James has tested me with his pearl clutching.

I'm bored to tears of our media, since he walked through the door of no 10, resign resign resign, their constant moral high grounding is hilarious have any of them not seen their own mistakes.

Guardian is just a rag these days, they have delusions of grandeur believing they are holding the moral high ground.

It's worse when you find out your eligible for 60 years old plus insurance, when they ask if you want to insure any mobility devices.

All day here.

Don't tell Chris Mason.

So pleased for younger people, it will take so long to repair the damage done by the evil charlatans, who used this country to feather their own nests and conned the gullible.

Miserable themselves, we are an easy hit.

They wouldn't have got the equal marriage through without Labour support. Bad news even though we are 2 men married here in North Wales, we get treated like shit by the NHS and got openly turned down to rent a flat, the owner said we'd upset the other tenants.

Dangerous waterworks and a gaping hole, man needs to see a doctor.

Simple arrest the whinging bastards.

When we lived in Liverpool we had night buses and late trains, here if a bus turns up it's a miracle, then it's like the wild west on board.

Think of us poor sods in North Wales, we got the buses that are too old and fume belching that Arriva dare not use elsewhere lol

I'm certain someone will eat those poor bunnies, leave the young ones as orphans then eat them.

When his arse gets chased out I wonder which madman will offer him sanctuary Trump or Putin. Perhaps they can just have joint custody.

Maybe Iran should call it a tariff.

Where we live, the reform nutters seem to be men ages between 30-50 never worked, been on the sick for years, never had a relationship and spend a lot of time in their bedroom.