Image in the style of the classic "You wouldn't steal a car" but with the text "You wouldn't vibe code a bridge"
Posts by Marcus Ahnve
Change your default Java class template from
public class ...
to
final class ...
Now you have to explicitly make it public and open.
The radio at the doctor's office is playing Accepts "Fast As a Shark". Happily surprised.
Screenshot of prompt
I configured my Starship prompt to look more my previous Tide one:
www.marcusahnve.se/posts/2026/m...
A close-up, low-angle shot of a machine gun on a military helicopter. The words "WARNING GUN WILL FIRE IF ROTATED BY HAND" are written on the weapon's casing.
junior dev: can you please give me an example of useful comments in my code?
Me: sure, good comments look like this ⤵️
Will AI Code Create MOUNTAINS Of Technical Debt? | @trishagee.bsky.social & @stevesmithtech.bsky.social
AVAILABLE NOW 📽️
WATCH HERE: youtu.be/oz7aIFfHXRw
Körde min konsultprofil genom automatisk översättning från engelska, och började skratta när jag såg denna rad:
Teknik: Kotlin, våren, kafka, postgresql, aws, vila
Våren och vila är underskattade jämfört med Spring och REST.
Screenshot of oceanic next hyprpanel theme
I created a Oceanic Next theme for Hyprpanel: git.sr.ht/~mahnve/ocea...
Agile Alliance joins PMI: www.businesswire.com/news/home/20... .
Sort of like when Marc Almond received his OBE.
Don't focus only on prevention. Become excellent at recovery.
#DevOps #agile #SoftwareDevelopment
"We can hurt you in other ways"
On this day in 2004, IBM announced that it would sell its PC division to Lenovo 😟 Since then, quality has gone down for Thinkpad. It is now just following what Apple is doing. IBM had a fully industrial design team for the iconic brand back in the old days. It is sad to see such a legacy ruined
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weird interaction with a student this week. they kept coming up with weird "facts" ("greek is actually a combination of four other languages") that left me baffled. i said let's look this stuff up together, and they said ok, i'll open a search bar, and they opened... ch*tgpt
and i was like "this is not a search bar" and they were like "yes it is, you can search for anything in here" the thing that made me feel crazy is like. every kid that's using this as a browser is getting new BESPOKE false "facts." this isn't "a widespread misconception about X that stems from how it's taught in schools." each individual kid is now hooked into a Nonsense Machine with the "widespread misconception about X" you can start at a baseline. like, ok, in tenth grade we all talk about X thing from history, and that leaves us with some misguided concepts about X, but we can correct that as students get broader understandings of the world but with this, each child is getting UNIQUE wrong facts they are SURE are correct... because they did what we told them to do! they "looked it up"! they got it from somewhere! it's not a kid making up a belief on hearsay and assumption... it's something they think they LEARNED
this kid was extremely combative with me, and i understood why. i was sitting in front of him and telling him that the internet, a computer, technology, all these supposedly authoritative things... were wrong. and that i, one person, was right. he basically *couldn't* believe me. 8 135 3.8K 97K ... stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h he decided that i was simply a teacher who'd made a mistake. he could check it, after all! he could look it up! he could find the REAL facts. i obviously hadn't done that, i was just an adult who'd decided i was smarter than him. hence the defensiveness. like i said: i understood 5 760 3.2K 82K stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h ... it was so fucking rough. i did my best, but i am one person trying to work against a campaign of misinformation so vast that it fucking terrifies me. this kid is being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
Well this is grim
Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi.
VanDamme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: *takes deep breath*
the irony 😏
If you really care about productivity, why aren't you examining the value of mandatory code review? I know this is my least popular take, but it remains unclear to me that it improves quality commensurate to cost, and it's the most unquestioned shibboleth in tech today