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Tweet by INFOWARS @infowars Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain the TRUTH About the Deceivers at THE ONION: “They're In Deep Sh*t... Just Because You're Wearing My Shirt, Don't Mean You're Me!" @HarrisonHSmith WATCH LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW! x.com/i/broadcasts/1... [Video with a pink and shiny Alex Jones standing around in a studio having lost his shirt] LOW IQ [this is written on a baseball cap on the desk] I11:21 PM UTC+1 Apr 20, 2026

Two images stacked Top is a pink and shiny half-naked and possibly intoxicated Alex Jones standing around in a studio, having lost his shirt. There a bloke sat at a desk looking slightly confused. Lower image is the new Infowars logo which now has rainbow neon letters and The Onion logo where the O is. It's just beautiful

Alex Jones is taking it all really well 🙃

Reasons 13 through 5,762 why I have yet to see anything top #TheWire

One of the most appealing aspects of this rooftop, vertical bifacial PV system is that there's no need for ballast nor roof penetrations either.

Annandale distillery claims 'world first' in bid to produce low-carbon whisky Annandale Distillery claims it is the first to use a new environmentally-friendly way of producing heat to make whisky.

Heat batteries delivering up to 1,200C using off peak electricity:

A Scottish whisky distillery just claimed a world first — producing high-temperature steam for distilling using stored green electricity instead of fossil fuels.

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I mean most Culture citizens change sex at least once and you kinda get the sense that there’s some not-secret-at-all orgy going on in the next room in any scenes taking place on a Culture ship/orbital.

@massgovernor.bsky.social @masseea.bsky.social @senatormikebarrett.bsky.social @jamieeldridgema.bsky.social @cindycreem.bsky.social

WOOHOO! We're making the transition!

LET'S KEEP GOING!
@350ma.bsky.social @jglarusso.bsky.social @theclf.bsky.social @acadiacenter.bsky.social

I'm tracking 5 cases filed under Executive Order 14260: Protecting American Energy from State Overreach. What am I missing?
-VT and NY climate superfund laws
-HI and MI (dismissed) to prevent filing complaints against fossil fuel cos.
-Morris Township, NJ ban on fossil fuels in new buildings

quite a journey to the west coast

Oil supply crunch intensifies as last Hormuz tankers reach refineries Final prewar cargoes to leave Gulf set to unload in coming days, escalating a global rush to secure barrels

"The final ships to clear the strait before the Iran war began on February 28 are expected to reach their destination in Malaysia and Australia by April 20, intensifying the supply shock already rippling across Asia."

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

This morning’s Strait of Hormuz developments, summarized so you don’t need to read the president’s rambling morning long-posts:

Isn’t that also the medieval Christian mindset? Real horseshoe happening there.

I’d normally recommend coming to Vermont to soothe whatever ales ail ya, but a) we have a lot of amazing NEIPAs and b) the great malt porters, Scotch ales and stouts that were once common are more rare these days.

TLDR I have no solutions for you.

This is some Philip K. Dick stuff right here.

god emperor Gary II would be emerging from his sandworm tegument right about now for his fortnightly monologue about prescience and objectivism

"Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead."

-- Kurt Vonnegut, who died #OTD 2007

It can't be said often enough, so I'll say it again:

Solar and batteries can power the world! It's cheaper than gas (esp. at today's prices) and a lot more reliable.

By 2030, solar and batteries could supply 90% of electricity to 80% of the world's population for < €80/MWh (including backup).

And still: the old web was good in so many ways for so long. The Tron-pilled amongst us held the line. When we build a new, good, post-American internet, we're going to need a multitude of Tron-pilled technologists, old and young, who build, maintain - and, above all, *defend* it.

eof/

I remember @doctorow.pluralistic.net saying something like the only thing people 100 years from now will think about us is why we didn’t do anything about climate change. All of the things we think are important and historic today, they won’t care.

It's obvious now that solar and batteries are going to be the cheapest, most reliable, and least volatile way to expand a power grid. Increasing dependence on fossil gas generation now—as many governments are contemplating—would be a terrible mistake, both economically and geopolitically.

Sincerely… NASA couldn’t have chosen a better team of people for this mission. They have been a bright light in the shadowy time here. It’s been a joy to watch.
#nasa #artemisii

Page proof screenshot from MIT Press "A Historian's Handbook for Saving the World: Responding to the Global Climate Emergency"

Friends, @alixhui.bsky.social and I and 70+ historians have been working on this gigantic project for three years and it finally feels like it's going to be real.

Yeah I always thought this prequel to SEVENEVES was a bit sloppy

Inshallah

The Populus Hotel in downtown Denver, featuring a whitewashed facade with multiple bubble-esque openings along the architectural structure.

This bizarre-looking building in downtown Denver is the recently-opened Populus Hotel, the country’s first carbon-positive hotel.

GORGEOUS.
Studio Gang wraps hotel in perforated facade informed by Aspen trees
Architecture practice Studio Gang has completed the Populus hotel in Denver, which its developer claims is the "first carbon-positive hotel" in the US.
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Biophilic Hotel

Biophilic Hotel

Biophilic Hotel

Biophilic Hotel

Inspired by Nature: Where Architecture Meets Inspiration
Biophilic Hotel With Façade Inspired by Aspen Trees Opens in Denver.
With its sculptural façade, Populus is a striking addition to the city skyline. Designed by international architecture firm Studio Gang, the 265-room hotel opened in October

With home heating oil costs soaring, will more people install a heat pump? It now costs roughly $500 more to fill a standard residential oil tank in Nova Scotia so people may install heat pumps to save money

With home heating oil costs soaring, will more Nova Scotians install a heat pump? www.saltwire.com/nova-scotia/...

Top Aluminum Makers Hike US Surcharge as War Disrupts Supply Rio Tinto Group and Century Aluminum Co. hiked premiums on a key semi-processed aluminum product in the US by about 12% in recent weeks after the Iran war disrupted imports from the Middle East, accor...

As I have been saying, the damage to aluminum supply chains is done. And the impact to US consumers of aluminum products will be steeper than the rise in LME futures...thanks to Donald Trump's tariffs.

This one's gonna hurt.

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