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Vinny loses it at Mecha Jackson

charlie brown had hoes but he also had friends

god bless the strokes

Pegasus and Venus (in background) above Constellation Carousel.

this actually makes so much sense. he totally watched it for the first time like a week ago and thinks he’s the coolest motherfucker alive because he knows the references now. i did the same shit when i was like 13

and it could happen to you, dear reader, if you continue your naughty ways

you really have to look out for baseball players these days. they’re everywhere. a few minutes ago i turned on a baseball game and there were like 12 of those fuckin’ guys

Picture of Al with Fozzie Bear

I’ll be one of the celebs entertaining the people waiting in line (on a screen, not in person!) when Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets debuts at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in Orlando on May 26!

the aunty donna podcast has been incredible lately

we get it bro 😂😂😭

saw the homies today

Details at top of Pharos Lighthouse in Islands of Adventure.

Vinny's Userbase

what the fujk

jokes aside this thing fuckin rules im very happy i have this now

when your wife’s boyfriend tells you there’s a surprise in the mail 🤩 #heckinwholesome

i would highly recommend getting high and going to epcot to all my friends and family

i think most of us knew that a new muse single would be bad but like jesus christ guys

PLASTERED OWL MERCHANDISE 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

boy oh boy i can’t wait to play my favorite game highguard in the coming weeks

Bowser And His Big Gaping Hole

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

9/11 for the most annoying white boy you could possibly imagine (me)

angine de poitrine is the single best thing to ever come out of french canada

its a pack of plastic rats you put on your finger on the top that reads Party Rats and then it also read "Ideal for NIGHT BLOGGING" partY rats toys dumb ideas fake products