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Posts by Robert

There was a brief point when the number of predatory sites/services/whatever in the "screenwriting industry" seemed to shrink, probably because they realized there wasn't nearly as much easy money to be made as they thought. I think "AI" will give that whole racket a real B12 shot in the ass.

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Especially For You. Found what’s missing for a reboot, and you’re welcome. But it’s for you. Yeah, you.

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Lots of roided AI ‘men’ with ‘muscles’ like raw chickens taped to their limbs telling me I should be in the best shape of my life, too. And I’m like fuck off, you are pixels

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Another band name just handed to me on a plate. Think of the costumes

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I’ve been a gravity user for almost 45 years, might drop a review soon

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New angle, who dis? Now you can endure my repellant, lurid mug in more detail. This one’s for sis.

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Caligularr.

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Oh dear. Looks like someone needed multiple follow ups at the GUM clinic.

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From time to time I’ll have ‘body’ dreams like this. The one that stayed with me was about a spot I burst. Inside I found a small wire, and as I pulled on it, it got thicker and thicker until it was a cable. It was both satisfying and horrifying.

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Just a couple groove ideas for Jessie Frye’s super ‘Secret Heart’. Managed to stub my toe, so I’m currently playing with half a bloodied cocktail sausage hanging off my foot. That’ll be it for today.

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The British Airways trebuchet will be capable of flinging well over 8 people across the Atlantic.

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One of my very favourite synthwave works of all time , ‘Fading Memory’ by Morgan Willis. Nostalgia on its knees pleading against the passage of time, or our abstracted understanding of it. Tried to keep it simple but because it’s me I often make life difficult for myself.

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A Vulgar Display Of Flour #cakemetal

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You’re too kind!

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Some highly undisciplined mid-week improv because…mood. Like I have discipline anyway. Tish and fipsy. Health, God Flesh, Belief Defect.

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We're all being spiritually bulldozed and replaced with a Tesco

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When algos pick up on your sympathy for a pet death and then assume you’re here for All The Death. I’m only human. You were designed by a human. Please stop.

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In 2027, he’s gonna pope some skulls

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It was brought to my attention eight years ago that I talk to myself. It’s only over the last six months or so, as things have gotten harder, that I’ve noticed myself doing it. My parents said I did it as a kid, and the pattern is the same - repetition of a word or phrase. But almost whispered.

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Mumblecore reboot or GTFO

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Hope I didn’t wreck it, @czarinaofficial.com

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POV : it’s 1986 and you’re Sean Penn doing some night driving.

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In everything I write I’m compelled to include a Hardy-esque ‘oh Jesus Christ!’ moment

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Me too. Sharp.

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You made me think of when the first time I remember her in something. I think it’s 28 WEEKS LATER

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Recorded for James Tolkan, I knew him most for Masters Of The Universe, but most know him for Back To The Future

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I’m staying off for a couple days.

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Mate. I hate it, it’s troublesome for my brain too, not to mention tragically passé

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Still felt pretty ill this week, not much fancied playing. But I realised I needed to drag my undisciplined carcass over and get my gams moving again. Meh.

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