Saavik, Capt. Bateson, Horny Alien Nurse, Capt. Janeway, and Data

Cheers was a holodeck program. 😉

Names for example purposes only. I know nothing about the parentage of anyone except myself and my own children. (I already tried to deflect the blame for the way they are, but they are obviously my legitimate issue.)

If you prefer to not even use "natural son/daughter/child", you can convey the tainted nature of their birth by introducing them like this: "This is Dril. He's Eigen's <pause> nephew."

When introducing a non-b*, you'd say "This is Eigen's nephew, Dril." It's universally understood.

Assigned Cop At Birth

bluesky brothers

I do!

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"National Public Radio Denies Being National Or Public"

Xerxes should have just had the guy with the hammer whipped!

say hello to mechanically separated chicken. it's what all fast-food chicken is made from — things like nuggets, patties, even the processed frozen chicken in stores. basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve — bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

I am a System with fuzzy borders

need a shoebill every hour account, if someone gives me some invite codes I'll spin it up

haha, guys i think my notification tab is broken, haha, i’m not seeing any likes or retweets, lol

https://posthog.com/

Hot!

tad too rad to be trad ™️

I was told "You'd better be chill on here."

But people love you for your B side!

Who doesn't love Hamish Doodles?!

Me driving in to work.

What if my posts are de-phosphorylated?