I'm so relieved that I'm finally on a biannual scan schedule, instead of quarterly.
OTOH, I'm panic stricken that cancer will now have double the time interval to creep back into my body, undetected.
There is no winning the scanxiety game. So I abide.
"We think of Hulkamania culture as a tectonic force, a spiritual shield that protects us from the indifferent forces residing just below the earth's thin crust. His passing is a grotesque, beautiful reminder that we are in the end, mere meat embraced in a joyless struggle against the inevitable."
Wasps in my hood love to play doorbell ditch. Grow up, wasps...
Finally, the "My Pillow" guy will get a crack at the job.
You'll feel better once F1 returns. I know I will.🏁🏎️
A tiny opossum in a tiny sleeping bag, dreaming of grubs and carrion.
Well, yeah. It was a good one!
A wolf spider proudly displays her unshaven legs.
The lengths some people will go to just to avoid shaving their legs...
Call me a romantic but I miss this kind of subtle and layered messaging. Now everybody is all "Netflix and chill?!?"
Tastes like scampi. Only creepier.
Gotta say, the little guy is kinda cute.
This is just dreadful, on multiple levels. I feel bad for all involved, especially their children.
Reading of such situations reminds me how grateful I am to lead an uncomplicated life. A hostility and conflict free life.
A malignant narcissist leans over the edge of a sheer cliff, his pendulous belly shifting his weight ever forward. Jesus looks on from behind, debating the moral dilemma he is presented with.
Bob Eckstein, you complete me.
Wow, that hits home. I have to shake my head whenever I think of all the spareribs I ruined by grilling them over direct heat when I should have been smoking them, low and slow. It keeps me up at night.
I wish all these damn doctors would stop treating the sick. Stay in your lane, Doc!
Why are we even having FVCKING WORSHIP SERVICES at the Pentagon?!? I'm old enough to remember when the separation of church and state was still respected in this nation.
I'm paying 3.5 times the income tax I paid last year. And I'm on disability...
That poor dog has seen some things...
Right?!? 💯
They're getting away with everything they possibly can while they still have the numbers. Like bad tenants, trashing a rental house right before they're evicted.
Vote, vote vote!!!
I'm sorry, about all of this. And you're absolutely right, it in no way reflects on you.💙
I see the love in those photos and I hope his incarceration will be local enough to allow frequent visits. That would mean the world to him, I'm sure.
Wait here a moment, I'm going to go run this by Claude.
It's all fun and games until you give yourself a black eye.
I mean the elephant, of course. 🐘
Everybody, raise your hand if you'd prefer to see a humanoid robot chased by wild boars.
Did anybody else notice how that robot's gait was identical to that of James Garner in the final season of The Rockford Files? I hated that they always made him run on camera.
At the very least Stanley could have dropped one of his trademark "bear performing fellatio" scenes into the director's cut, just to liven things up a tad. Let's face it, he phoned it in.
Seems she's fallen to new depths.
A hefty bottle of Crackling Rosé fortified wine, the muse of Neil Diamond and a favorite of hobos everywhere.
I just learned that Neil Diamond's song "Cracklin' Rosie" was inspired by a cheap brand of fortified wine a Rosé which was a favorite of hobos.
Now I'm questioning everything I've ever taken for granted.
Eventually, fishermen will show up. 🎣
You're not allowing much room for compromise.
I'm pretty sure the cat in the foreground is an Orban supporter.
