Two lines of three dimensional sans-serif letters colored in gradients of blue and purple reading ‘Maybe it will/Happen today’. Above the ‘y’ in’ today’ and with its bottom point nestled neatly into the fork of the letter it’s a similarly dimensional golden pentagram with little flares of golden light glinting off its vertices. The entire lockup is superimposed over a glittering rainbow as it all streaks together through a black void.

Something I love about music starting in about 2012 and continuing today is that there’s an abundance of artists who imprinted on the soundtrack to Sonic The Hedgehog 2 on the Sega Genesis when they were young, like baby ducks.

🎵We’re goin’ down, down
In a Scooby Doo town.
And sugar, I am Old Man Jenkins.
Dressed as a raci’lly insensitive spirit…
As long as no kids start meddlin’
I’ll get away with it.🎵

A screenshot of part of a comic from The Oatmeal featuring a sticker reading “On sale today: PORN MACHINE! Also does lamp! And laundry, kind of”

The only "Unc Gamer" you'll ever hear me talk about is *MY* Unc who works at NINTENDO. He says the Switch 3 is going to come out on my birthday and it's going to come with a luigi's mansion game where all the ghosts have faces of people you actually know in real life

They’re going to say that this will be done with AI, but it’s gonna be controlled by Person With DualShock Controller Being Paid 5¢/hr. You mark my words.

I for one believed this to be a Ralph Lauren ad due to the nearly identical logo and overall aesthetics. This belief made me think less of and be less inclined to purchase Ralph Lauren.

New anime plot YouTube video by Scott Pearson

The Pokémon Company, when sitting down to design Castform:

I will never be able to get over Da Juggz on Castform.

A tribute to the King, Charles Schulz. Lucy Van Pelt is sitting in her psychiatry booth, looking depressed. Sitting on a stool next to the booth is Charlie Brown, looking depressed. Instead of the normal text on the front of the booth it reads, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. With the ‘today’ being on a little removable placard.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

I don’t know you so pardon my comment but this was just the sweetest little story, thank you for sharing.

We’re playing a long game, but we’re winning.

It’s like they’re looking at what I’m currently playing and saying “how can we make NMS more like…”

They’ll do Blue Prince next, lol

We are watching as a man slowly shrinks down and becomes a corn cob in real time.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

I don’t know how to express this more clearly

Every time you do a war I’m against it

I’m against it in all forms

I’m against from All sides

I’m against the careless loss of life

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Happy International Asexuality Day!

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day

Because the probability that he was actually teleported is 0%, so if he claims that this headline is libelous you just point out that the only way the headline ISN’T true is if there was a NONZERO chance that he was driving under the influence.

Headline - “FEMA Official says he Teleported to Waffle House… it’s Equally Probable he was Driving Under the Influence.”

We’re doing funny posts from the old place, yes? Is @thepunningman.bsky.social on here? (Appears to be yes!)

A good week for the Cabin in the Woods “The evil is defeated” reaction image.

Tired: Explicitly teach cursive handwriting.
Wired: Explicitly teach grammar and syntax.

And let me tell you what, you lace that weed game with a psychedelic… baby you got a Tetris Effect going on

People keep trying to make me play caffeine games, but I only have eyes for weed games.

There are many works of fiction that taught me not to aid and abet people who are trying to kill your friends. That One Children’s Series is one of them.

Even separating the art from the artist, THE GODDAMN ART ITSELF is telling you what is the right thing to do here.

Would love more info on this topic, especially if you’ve got tips for coping with it.