How do you piss off Chicken Salad Chick?

Seize her salad.

I don't go to church because I respect God's day off. I don't show up to your house every week on your one day off, early in the morning, singing into a microphone, reading passages from your book, going off about something not right in the world, and just straight up asking you for shit.

What did the chef say when her mother drank a bottle of fish sauce?

Umami

Last night I watched an obscure made-for-TV movie called Body Shop. It's about an auto mechanic who's forced by circumstance to perform open heart surgery. It's absolutely heart wrenching.

With an administration full of right wing podcasters, you'd think they'd know how to get a straight to open up.

I bought an expensive knife that I thought was signed by the blacksmith. Turns out, it was forged.

Breaking Out the 2026 Community Access Crate Digger Gold Medal.

Handmade movie poster for Nigerian horror movie End of the Wicked, featuring a bald whiteface Satan shooting lightning bolts into a severed head with horns, two weird animal heads maybe a dog and lemur with a bird beak, a praying pastor with a Bible, and a grandma with a big dong.

White-Face Devil Dong-Bequeather.

Jack Palance with a smug grin in a funny black jester hat and high collar and gold chain. A brunette woman smiles warily at him. The silhouette of MST3K's Mike and the robots appear at the bottom of the screen.

Lord Palance of Gor.

A skeleton is always funny to me. It's an inside joke.

"the world needs sanctuaries from chaos and meanness," - Joe Bob Briggs

#TheLastDriveIn

Whoever invented glass coffee tables has a lot of explaining to do.
#TheLastDriveIn

13 movies . . . Ended Sunday morning . . . . Whew!

Now watching Joe Spinell dressed as Pepe LePew.
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Midnight Moroder

Stay golden pony boy

What does a Texas rabbi bring to a circumcision?

A bris kit.

Must be related

A beautiful orange, black, and white tabby cat is nestled on an open book on my lap. I'm stroking its fur.

These days, it takes me longer to read books.

So that's where they keep the leftover Saw X promotional merchandise.

A porcelain white mannequin in a knit beige hat and an auburn wig, in a thrift store.

Out thrifting.

Hex is an entertaining, spooky, and sultry adaptation of Diabolique, but director Chih-Hung Kuei's magnum opus is Boxer's Omen. It's my favorite Cat 3 Horror movie of all time. Available on YouTube if not on Shudder.

Last week some friends and I did a dinner and a movie for Troll 2 with Caesar salad, lasagna, and double decker (smoked) bologna sandwiches. It's an excellent movie to pair food to. Lots of possibilities.

What a romp! And educational too. I'm now much more particular about my glutinous rice purchases.

Finished carving the lower part of a wooden Paul Bunyan statue.

It was no small feet.

He won't be a problem no more, boss. Now he sleeps with the fishnets.

It was a graveyard smash

The Wobbling Dead

The Hams of Orlac

Makes me miss the "You know you deadazz wrong" website.