a man in a cowboy hat is singing into a microphone while holding a guitar ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is singing into a microphone while holding a guitar

Would be thrilled with 27, 34, 36, 40, 41. I got a Sperry poster from the gorge that was #40 and pleased for that, but also sad to be off by 1!

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Charizard the expensive one

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AND ANTS

MA'AM

ANT HOLE

look at my gorgeous fiancé

✨sparkles✨

Thanks Kathleen!

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Thanks Chris!! Finishing this makes me want to chain myself to my bench and make more 😅

I have an idea

🥰 wild right?!

Imagine if I had time to actually practice! Thank you friend 🥰

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ILYSM thank you for being so awesome and supportive of me disappearing for five days to cut metal

made with these tools

ngl pretty proud of this
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That’s it - nice and easy!

Yes

Update: almost done

No laser involved here except to tack down the silver skull; all done by hand

It took me a beat to figure "every day carry" and not "electric daisy carnival"

work in progress

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