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Posts by Cosmic Clau

This day in history. 2015. National Tea Day in the United Kingdom. Dreadful stuff, tea. Poisons the insides and breaks the spirit. My uncle Petey gave up whisky and switched to tea and never pulled a quarter out of my ear again.

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Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

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Sometimes I like to pretend I’m using the force when I’m getting a paper towel out of the automated dispenser.

*I lied, I do this with every automatic sensor thing that I can wave my hand in front of.

(You can imagine how hard it is on my ego when I wave my hand and nothing happens)

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bringing an accordion to this music fight

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Tucking in the loose corners of your soul.

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Serendipity sounds like you still skip when you’re happy

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Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

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TikTok trend filming Gen Alpha hearing a CD skip and trying to troubleshoot it

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In honour of John Ternus's ascension, Apple will ship Coldplay's new album to all iPhones.

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Seeing how popular "Yesteryear" is among the IG influencers suggests a huge "herd immunity" drive in the industry. Or there's gonna be a lot more Botox than I expected in the vanguard of the revolution.

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Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

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A pale, mostly white, rainbow arcs over the tin roof of a house from one tree on the left to the other tree on the right.

A pale, mostly white, rainbow arcs over the tin roof of a house from one tree on the left to the other tree on the right.

Another sunset rainbow 🥰 🌈

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always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride

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Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

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Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

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Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

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If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

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Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Act like you can't even hear the bell tolling. It's only your problem if you let the bell make it your problem.

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Love when people I didn’t want to call in the first place don’t call me back. Like, how long can we keep this special thing going.

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Nuclear dust in the wind,
All we are is nuclear dust in the wind

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push notifications but it’s just my IBS

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It's sandwich pickles for dinner again kids

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Sorry I can’t come in tomorrow, boss. I am not feeling too good*

*i fucked up my back doing dishes

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You’re family now, they warned

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no fucking way a goat made this cheese. bro, this is fire

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Congratulations! 💖🥰💞

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Seeing the same night sky and being connected by those little pinpoints of light

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There is nothing familiar about the inside of this whale but the swallowing took me back. The 90's indie rock scene, books I thought I should read, too much time with the wrong person, all in boxes outside, oh shit my ex kicked me out of this whale

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