Super Mario Bros. Wonder with DLC here, for example, is $79.99.

A Nintendo.com marketing email advertises free shipping on orders of $50 or more.

Oh, I’m sure you can just say free shipping on absolutely all orders.

Data Servers Pack Town Hall Meeting as Human Proposes Building House in the Midwest County to consider temporary moratorium on humans

Data Servers Pack Town Hall Meeting as Human Proposes Building House in the Midwest

County to consider temporary moratorium on humans

#midwest #SouthernIllinois #Satire
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Lost Hiker Rescued After 3 Days in Best Buy Parking Lot They didn't even have what he needed

Lost Hiker Rescued After 3 Days in Best Buy Parking Lot
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Find someone who wants to hear from you as bad as the fake Cook County DMV.

These workshops start on the 15th and only three seats remain for each session. Amped!

Just look at that beaut. $9.

Bluetooth card in my laptop has been crapping out, so I bought a good old-fashioned antenna on a USB plug and boy does that take me back.

ToddNotBlanche: a story in four acts

I went to private elementary school at Our Face of Perpetual Constipation

Suuuuuuch a good series

20 years old and at this 5 years already. Wow. This dev is going places.

I had to make a public Facebook page to post my material before the monetized accounts could lift it. FACEBOOK of all things.

Since my Threads account popped off (currently 2M views over 30 days) this is happening to me ROUTINELY

I'm pre-qualified for lunch for up to 2.5 people.

Won't that be something...

Vince McMahon

Trying to think of who he'll put in for Pam Bondi. What's Ann Coulter doing lately?

I was 100% playing along. 😅

Dear Loser and DUI Hire are both very funny

One good thing about this all-timer is now when someone wants praise for something asinine I think to myself, “test of PATIENCE,” and usually laugh.

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“Venezueland”

Trump says “terra” close to how Bush Jr. said “terrorra.”

This is the first time I’ve ever heard “battlefurld”

It rained for longer than I need to water the lawn and I want it to stop again.

“We can’t do it. The states can do it. They take the money from you, they pay for it, they take the money from us after, but we can’t pay the money to you for it. God no.”

Bro can you imagine watching absolutely anything live in a room with kids anymore? I would literally never. 😅

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with Fetty Wap.

My wife’s name is Erica and when someone spells it with a K now I go, “Oh no they Kirked ya!” and she super hates that.

World Not Going to Know if Famous Tortoise Really Alive or Dead Until Tomorrow

Bad Religion Loses Tax-Exempt Status

I was hopeful for this pitch to The Hard Times, but alas…😆