The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.

A group of men are playing D&D. The DM says "roll for initiative..." Another man at the end of the table, looking rough, unshaven says "huh? oh sorry... I'm a little distracted 'cause the divorce papers came in today..." The divorcing man starts wailing uncontrollably, massive tears streaming down his face. The DM, slightly miffed says "man, you said you were up to this. It's so hard to schedule these." The divorcing man continues to wail.

This would get me

Cameras caught Mike Tyson naked in the locker room before his fight

Tasman Road, Figure 2, by Thomas J Price, 2008

This would be a mess in 5 seconds. I’m in!

Bluesky is Twitter circa 2014 lmao

“Skeets” is wild 😭😭

Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins: @firescotch Sorry, who or what is BOFA? Google turns up “Bank of America” and that doesn’t seem applicable to your tweet.

Importing my favorite tweet

It was already a dick tortilla before Travis Hunter put them down his pants, how do you think the tortillas get into the stadium in the first place?