Besides my kids, boundaries are my greatest creation- Nas

Love the part of homeownership where you drop 5-6 figures and can’t even point to anything to show off (vs the sexy kitchen/bath remodels) 🥴😭

It will never happen. This team was cooked two years ago and we just make changes around the edges. It’s so frustrating the way they just swing like it’s going out of style.

I can’t wait to wake up to T.A.C.O. Tuesday tomorrow.

With gas at a minimum of $4 per gallon, America is clearly winning and great again.

Went 7 months without dropping my phone, only to essentially kick it across the room in the bathroom. 😂😂🥴

It reads

Men,

I will be…..

800

Then I run into this douche canoe

I can’t stop laughing at this email I got at work that is addressed as Men 😅😂😂😂😂😂

Going to see Olivia Dean at MSG in August!!!!

I really need tickets to both nights at Yankees stadium for the Jay Z concert.

Seeing this now. Assuming you went lol.

I hate how America has become so cookie cutter. Doesn’t matter city/state, it’s always the same fucking 10 stores and the same 20 building styles. It’s boring!

You signed the NDA. Cant say nutthin

Scream so long, start puking

Still shouting into the void?

Anything and everything.

Fight me

Gotta finally go back to work tomorrow and i just wanna run away 😂

I wanna see my 할머니 again. Miss her terribly.

Need the cowboys to lose. But also want the skins to lose

…. I’d be happy counting all of our dollars and having a sugar mama… men are dumb. It’s just little dick energy 😂

Caved and got 17PM. I’m a weak dumbass

I like it. I’d love to run over the poors with it.

About to not upgrade my iPhone for 3 years in a row. The new announcements were yawn inducing.

Knew you were Qanon.

It’s to run over the poors and their children and not feel an ounce of shame. Poors better get out of the way!

a man is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper and saying good morning . ALT: a man is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper and saying good morning .

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