I got ran over by a trolley on Canal Street and all I got was this t-shirt
#neworleans

"Men used to go to war, now they paint their nails."

Yep. And you know what those "men who went to war" did over there? Fucked dudes.

In the past 12 months, I have turned our AC on for at least 1 days every single month.

Its April.
Where was winter?

But climate change isnt real.

I cut off the woman who birthed me.

I'll set the ocean on fire before I give a damn about you.

Your reality is not my reality is not THE reality.

I'm not convinced the Walmart grocery shoppers have ever actually seen a cucumber. #wtf #vegetables #walmart

If Beartooth has no haters, I'm dead. 0/10 stars. #beartooth #concert

Will someone please deglove me and put my skeleton in ice water? Its begging. 🙏🏻 #please #begging #skeleton

"If I had a nickel for everytime I think i did somethin stupid,

Then I'd have a shit ton of nickels,

And that shit is stupid." ~ Jakey, Moby Dick
#Jakey #mobydick #lyrics #stupid

here, have a meme #meme #kissingparty #wtf

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME #wtf #keeponrollin #ofcourse #bathroom #Monday

Cuba ✊🏾

Grab him by his pussy-neck and throw him in jail. What are we waiting for? #fdt #sos #wtf

Cold-turkeying my antidepressant because it went from $10/month under Aetna to $260/month under United. 👍🏻 #freeluigi

It took me so long to log into BlueSky, I forgot what I was gonna post.

So. Here's this masterpiece.
#thisisart #badmemory #what

Never thought I'd say this, but Shannahan should have played Mac Jones instead. 🤦‍♀️ #49ers

Where would I start the cut Jake Moody petition?

Bruh, did y’all see that they identified Jack The Ripper?!

140 years later!

A Polish barber named Aaron Kosminski.

2025 is wild.

You’re like 40? Sit down.

The words “fortunate” and “Trump” have never been uttered in the same sentence before. Fuck Trump. #luigi

Snoop Dogg fuck you too old brittle bitch yo cereal look nasty anyway fuck nigga long foot bitch

“We are fortunate..” ARE WE?!