Hello. My name is human. I came down from the stars

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On Friday @desertfury.bsky.social and @playcomics.bsky.social start recording for this masterpiece. For this one we're looking at the animated Disney classic Robinhood.

Prolific blood donor who saved 2.4 million babies dies at 88 James Harrison of Australia, whose blood had a rare antibody, donated 1,173 times over six decades, potentially saving millions of lives. He said he hoped someone would break his record.

James Harrison, whose blood contained a rare antibody that helped him save more than 2 million babies through decades of blood donations, has died

Debt free again! Finally paid off Mary’s engagement ring. One step closer to bigger financial goals! Onward and upward! 💍💪 #DebtFree #PaidOff #FinancialWins

The Dungeons & Dragons movie on Netflix, and I recommend it to every audience. Even if you don't care about the game. The writing is snappy. The direction and editing are S-tier. The actors are completely game and have a great time. There is a cameo that will drop your jaw. Make it a streaming hit.

Headshot for the year, you better walk around like Daft Punk

Someone who has never programmed anything in their life tried to tell me how database management works? Listen buddy I've taken a couple database courses but programming something in say C++ is nothing like SQL.

I made it 😭😭😭

I've had Signal for years but no one uses it. 😔

Elon is doing exactly how he treated Twitter. Firing bunch of people all over the place. And then when something breaks be like "oops I didn't know. I'll just rehire them"

But THIS IS OUR GOVERNMENT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!! THERE IS VERY LITTLE ROOM FOR "OOPS"

I don't know if I should be terrified or if I should or both? Laying off the staff that over sees OUR NUCLEAR WEAPONS and then be like "oops come back.... Wait we can't contact them to even come back?"

You need top top TOP security clearance to know these people.

I have been posting about Kendrick Lamar halftime show non-stop since Sunday on my Instagram. I have gotten so much hate (and love as well) it actually shocks me and shows your true colors.

What you thought about the half time show is the new "who did you vote for?"

I don't know what it is... I have had 3 Ukrainan women that live here locally, start hitting on me. My ego is already through the roof I don't need it to get any bigger 🤣

Besides, the only 1 that matters is the one I'm dating.

God knows. I am. REINCARNATED!

"no one asked for this"

Apparently the world wanted this

I told my dad before the game, saquon 200+ yards and 2 TDS with eagles blowing out the Chiefs.

I was right about one thing 🤣

“I want to play their favorite song, but you know they love to sue.”

— Kendrick Lamar shading Drake during the #SuperBowl halftime show.

Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl

Just an example of my "friends" . I don't need this in my life. If you don't understand art. Visual art combined with lyrics... Don't look at me.

This was the funniest commercial so far 🤣

LOL the Foxnews commercials say “For All America”

Hahahahhaha

A man and a woman having a race. The man has a relatively clear path with two hurdles and the woman’s path is filled with obstacles and dangers and she is wearing a ball chained to her ankle.

DEI explained

If you know... You know

For people asking for non-meta options I’ll be posting clips tomorrow

No president has the authority to override the protections Congress has granted to people seeking safety at the border.

I try and lead such ones to water themselves. I have never converted anyone but it does tend to make them think. Almost like inception.

If it's someone like Jesus instead of spitting scriptures at them, asking them "where does it say that in the Bible?" "Where are you getting that from exactly?".

"in so glad not being a human right now"

"Yea. They panicking and we just chillin"

"When's the next salmon buffet?"

"Hopefully soon, I'm hungry"