Says the white man who has an airport for a forehead. ✈️🤣

i'd say my dog is smarter than about 15% of billionaires. i know it'd probably be funnier if i said all of them, or 50% of them, or something like that, but i think 15% is realistically closer

Social media and group chats have microwaved the brains of the ruling and media class. They set that shit to POPCORN and let it go until it smelled like burning.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

I know this is a joke, but

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

The adventures of John Wick as a boy.

Honestly keep track of those names, wait till they post their own unhinged kinky fetishes and see where that gets them, especially on THE hellsite lol

An evergreen post:

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

👄👅

Abraham Tested: Some time later God tested Abraham. He said to him, "Abraham!" "Here I am," he replied

this was cracking me up at 2 am

*loud klaxon* ❌ WRONG!

Saying "no man, you don't get to win this time" to evil people who have the power of the entire corrupt government behind them has to feel pretty fucking good

theonion.info

I consider mids loud

420 blaze it

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

lol suck it.

bluesky is making fun of her for being a conservative moron, but i just checked twitter and conservatives are on there making fun of her for being an unhinged feminist lol

We must carry His spirit. It is time

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

https://www.theonion.info/

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.