Jennifer Saunders should have a Grammy for her rendition of Holding Out for a Hero from Shrek 2

An orange and white cat lying flat on the floor, with its head resting inside a food bowl, surrounded by scattered kibble and a water dish, with a litter box visible in the background.

JOE! The state of this is making me anxious.

Can’t wait to turn into Bambi on ice tomorrow morning on my way to work.

I was raised on these streets

GUESS WHOS GOING TO GLASTO AGAIN! 🎉🏕️🎪

The Glastonbury tickets website is the main cause of my anxiety.

Yesterday in London we went into a gay sex shop, followed by a look round the Marc Jacob’s boutique. I love Soho.

Who’s your favourite starter?