we all know I have no life, so:

genuinely think this is actually resignation worthy btw, like we fine with the Home Sec joking about tasering and deporting Jewish and dual-heritage political opponents?

As Stephen's noted before, the plans to put Mandelson in place started prior to Trump's election, so that defence doesn't work

Ed Miliband eating a bacon sandwich photoshopped into a still from The Devil Wears Prada 2. (left to right) Stanley Tucci, Ed Miliband, Meryl Streep, Simone Ashley sitting at a board room table

An #EdEats Devil Wears Prada original for @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

okay, so you know how the dude in doctor strangelove went nuts over purity of essence and his bodily fluids and so forth

that’s not a joke, that’s an actual type of guy

MINION DE WINTER

Would you provide examples?

Well yes, it ultimately depends on what the Guardian Council decides

I'm pretty sure a bill banning a specofic individula almost by name would be rightly considered a bill of attainder and thus unconstitutional, no?

It is an indictment of the level of attention paid to devolution in Westminster that nobody is noticing the rebirth of a party that junked a clearly incapable leader and replaced him with a former leader not previously regarded as a success and drawing conclusions.

Did they serve Richelieu. Was d'Artagnan having to swashbuckle with minions

A quietist faction of Minions that withdraws from politics entirely, to focus on acts of evil in private life

No it isn’t. And if it was, you’d be bad at your job

Socially Bouba, Fiscally Kiki.

“What WWII events can we attribute to minions without saying something offensive” is a fascinating and dangerous game

Prime Minister of Canada?

Keir Starmer was a 6 Year sociological study conducted by Oxford University to see if we could give Kemi a win. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

peace and reconciliation committee for the minions where they apologize to nelson mandela in minionspeak while looking contrite

Minions without glasses taking the glasses-wearing minions to the killing fields

they're banning smartphones in schools because your posts are so bad they're a threat to the kids

The daily mail’s headline for Tuesday April 21 that says “I’ve only been taking testosterone for 3 days and it’s working already”

Looking forward to seeing the Nadine Dorries transition timeline

JFK’s head just did that.

boss who hired all clumsy anime girl office ladies who keep dropping papers, spilling drinks etc. with sexy results: ahh! my business is ruined! our cleaning costs are through the roof!

his bespectacled secretary carrying a nice cold beer in to cheer him up: don't worry, sir, I-

Extremely blursed, excellent work

Why

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