a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen Alt: just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in

did he do something again? didn’t he already apologize once for being a dipshit?

how many times are we gonna do the Sukihana/Bobbi Althoff “I’m a magician” bit before you people realize you’re just dumb and don’t understand jokes

There are a whole bunch of others from you doing the same thing… you stand by that? okayyyyyy

he followed me after I made him look like an even bigger idiot than he was managing on his own

i don’t think you following me is going to be the best decision you’ve made today, but maybe you’ll learn something idk

are you okay bud, do you need help? blink twice if you’re in trouble

yeah there’s a bunch, i just posted the most obvious one i found, i was never good enough to 360 under the leg dunk, coach told me to just take the layup or get benched

bro’s going to register republican to own me any second now

as soon as i saw the post i fucking knew it’d be there 💀

Thomas ley being a hypocrite on main

hey i found that receipt you were looking for

no idea what goes on over on that website anymore but boots is a gentleman and a scholar, a legend, i wish he was also here. he’s BEEN about the revolution since long before anyone knew who he was. so i can only assume the liberals are are centrist posting.

there are people who make good points about why one maybe should’ve voted for Harris despite their concerns. whoever the fuck this guy is, is not one of those people. Dems either need to abandon these dipshits or we need to abandon the Dems.

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it’s okay for there to be “average person language” and “scientific study language” and we’ve got to stop pretending like they’re used interchangeably lmao it’s okay to say those things professionally and also okay to shortcut when you’re speaking casually or even as a politician to constituents!

you gonna eat that chip on your shoulder

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

this isn’t just “vile” or “impeachable” this makes us question every single case he’s been involved with in court. I don’t really know how it works but if I’d lost any case he was involved with I would be looking to have it overturned.

scene from columbo. columbo is wearing a tan jacket and holding a suitcase talking to another man in a gray jacket. caption: “That's my specialty, you know: homicide.”

me any time a friend tells me someone hurt their feelings

if you believe trans people are to be respected just like anyone else, you don’t even think about insulting them with their gender/name/pronouns etc. when you do that it just proves you still don’t get it yet. you don’t insult Beyoncé for being a woman, so why would you do it to a trans person?

at the punk show telling kids when they get to my age they don’t have to bleach their hair before they dye it purple

ah yes, because they’ve historically been very prepared for everything trump throws their way

the problem with the intended audience is that when they find themselves in a situation where they need to read the book, it’s already too late.

to be fair to pete hegseth, i also often quote samuel l. jackson scenes irl when things aren’t going my way

okay so like, i respect your opinion, but on the next page we’ve got “let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click”

can’t even get a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing

“I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.”

halt your scroll you must post a rare hulk

lol bc fuck that racist old dipshit

i hear a lot of great things about the format. wish i hadn’t sold out of paper for the third time in my life lol

mamdani doing in 100 days what democrats have struggled to do for decades (following through on campaign promises)

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