Doing an excellent job as branch manager!

Release Approved! We're now delivering this release to your selected partners. Contact us if you have any questions or need assistance. Nina Jo Smith THEY KILLED GOOD IN MINNESOTA They Killed Good in Minnesota

They Killed Good in Minnesota is out now on Bandcamp and just got approved for release on all streaming platforms next Friday, 24 April! ninajosmith.bandcamp.com/track/they-k... - Thanks for listening!

I have a new top city! I think I know why 🤣

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Person. Woman. Man. Savior. Stethoscope.

There is not a math rock band called Bernoulli or The Bernoulli Family, but there should be

Awesome! Congratulations.

@realfollowers.bsky.social can I see my bot followers?

This "I thought it was me as a doctor" explanation does nothing more than call into question exactly WHAT kind of doctors he is seeing.

People who call the Pope "WEAK on crime" just don't know about his nighttime superhero alter ego, Transubstantiation Man.

Who am I to deny the divine plan?

I’m listening to Velvet Underground and looking at a 1960s Rheem Mark VII combo organ for sale on Marketplace and when I Google it I learn that John Cale played that model in the Velvet Underground, so I think what I need to do next is very clear

That should be left to his nighttime crime-fighting alter ego, TransubstantiationMan

There are things that you can’t tell a plumber

‘The biggest, baddest, saltiest chick you would ever see’: why no one sang the blues like Big Mama Thornton Gay, fearless and utterly unique, Thornton had a hit with Hound Dog before Elvis – but was then fleeced and forgotten. One hundred years after her birth, a new documentary sets the record straight

“The biggest, baddest, saltiest chick you would ever see’: why no one sang the blues like Big Mama Thornton

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I Drink my Whiskey Neat (I Don't Like ICE) YouTube video by Russ Somers Music

Happy National Fuck ICE day!

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Talkin’ ‘bout my vaccination. Won’t get flu again. So many lyrical possibilities!

Sweetwater Sales Engineer

tbh, the thing I loved most about making this one was rhyming "modus operandi" with "candy"

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Image saying 'say no to generative AI art. Buy art from real degenerates."

Screenshot of an announcement that the Meta AI app understands photos

This sounds like a threat, tbh

Cover art for Sweetwater Sales Engineer

Ever buy music gear online and get a call from a Sweetwater Sales Engineer? Me too, so I made a song about it. Give it a listen on whatever platform you prefer!

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We did not have kids til late in life, and the “do you have kids/why not/you still could” people were annoying AF cultists.

But now that we have adult kids, the “do you have grandkids/why not/you still could” people are 100x worse.

Why is this an OK thing to do?

Freedom Camp 47 lol. Subtle.

I can’t wait to watch the new episode of The Boys tonight. I need a calm, relaxing distraction from the insanity of the news.

If it's only one, it's gotta be the Telecaster. Always the telecaster.

Patti Smith - People Have The Power (Official Audio) YouTube video by pattismithVEVO

Remember the people of Iran forming a human chain around a power plant the next time you ask "dare I take the risk of attending a No Kings protest."

Not an endorsement of the leadership of Iran. But whether in Minneapolis or Tehran, people have the power. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPR-...

A woman in a bikini from a Facebook reel with the heading "this is 69!"

Actually, not. It requires two people, at least as my inner high schooler understands it.

Kurt Vile portrait

Kurt Vile announces new album 'Philadelphia's been good to me' & tour, shares "Chance to Bleed" www.brooklynvegan.com/kurt-vile-an...

I used to think Elvis C sang “radio is cleaner than sedation” and was disappointed to learn it was “radio is cleaning up the nation.” My imagined version is better.

And you may say to yourself:
“This is not my beautiful shopping cart! Because this one has wheat tortillas and I never buy those”

And you may find yourself in the frozen foods aisle