They should've cast Leo Woodall

Beauty Pageant

Man I love Holly Humberstone. Been a fan since her very first single. Even for my faves, it usually takes a few plays for me to begin to appreciate an album. It's been a long time since I've loved one as much as this on first listen

open.spotify.com/track/5bvK9y...

Come on then, and remove him.

Right?! I generally keep away from reviews because how can the opinion of one person at a magazine reflect what I take away from an album? And this just goes to prove it

Yeah, I think it's mine too. I've never felt such catharsis in a song. I've spent the last 30 minutes listening on repeat and it's let me feel what I hadn't been allowing myself to feel for so long

Life Boat.

I saw a review that said this should've been cut from the album. I'm so grateful it wasn't. This song is a life boat for when you need it

open.spotify.com/track/7BguGj...

Look disrespectfully 😜

Lo and behold, he's back from the dead to post another ass pic

I open Bluesky, I scroll through all your pretty dicks, and it just makes me so...

Justice for Every Rule

Holly Humberstone shares a mysterious countdown on her website.

🔗: hollyhumberstone.com

Chappell Roan, Lucy Dacus & Julien Baker at Paris Fashion Week together.

There are testimonies from all except one of the surviving officers who say the engines were not reversed. And actually the calmness is a contributing factor to why they missed it. If there were more waves, you'd see them breaking around the base of the iceberg

Apologies yeah, I was too heavily influenced by the film here 😂 there's little evidence that the engines were reversed prior to the crash. And, even if it had happened, you're right it would've made it more difficult to turn

😂

They did reverse the engines, that's how they got so close to missing! It just wasn't quite enough

I have been summoned!

Funnily enough, models have shown that the ship likely would've survived a head-on collision. In the moment, they made a calculated decision that they could turn in time to avoid any damage. They were wrong by mere seconds.

I just screamed in the Morrisons fridge aisle

I'm yet to hear any do it 🙄

IMAGINARY GAY CHART IS AT THE JADE CONCERT AND SHE IS A MAIN POP GIRLIE OFFICIALLY

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Posting cheeks again?

I might've just been persuaded to take this 👀

Getting really sick of BBC News' favourite phrase "these emails do not indicate any wrongdoing". What greater indication do they need to see the wrongdoing? There are literal pictures. Call a paedophile a paedophile. If he's a prince, call him a paedophile. If he's a president, call him a paedophile

There’s a special place in the beyond for the women who create Mother figures whom young queer people can cling to as life rafts. Catherine O’Hara has such a huge legacy, and we’re all lucky to have shared the world with her.

Helena Bonham Carter joins the cast of ‘The White Lotus’ Season 4.

(variety.com/2026/tv/news...)

There's just something a little better about ginger dick

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.