Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
Posts by tilde swinton
ethel cain???
I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr
1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment
not defending the slopbot but one could argue it's dangerous to use ammunitions beyond their specified purpose in ANY manner
but i love group pics too much
it is not easy being an anime artist who cares this much about likenesses
(as a donkey walks by)
ah the noble donkey!
(donkey moves out of earshot)
foolish beast
Love low poly pigeon
Chud Internationale
This is the line of division / Terminus Est
Severian and Thecla from The Book of the New Sun
Snake Plissken saying “Get a new president”
this is what liberals literally believe
to those without context, this looks like a manic apex posting spree
John Henry but for posts
WIFE: Ok, I'm off to work…
ME: Mhm.
WIFE: Don't worry about the Mad Killer in town, I'm sure the news is just exaggerating for ratings.
ME: Mm. Yeh.
(wife leaves)
WIFE: (back in the door) Oh, I almost forgot to say… I love you…
ME: Look, this is a live multiplayer game, I can't really pause.
it's literally on howdy
having spent 10 years so far in the tech industry it's amazing how much of it is just paper shuffling around a bit Class Mechanism
how many shots would you take
how would we rule on your multishot accuracy
Your muted words the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags
Enough
orbital luxury resort. we're blowing it up for a share of the insurance money
is she single
dark-eddsworld: "ur basically forcegiggling people when you tell funny jokes, dont you know how problematic that is? ur rlly ok with noncon chuckling??? wow ok, freak. no wonder u listen to smileslut all the time..."
fwiw it's truly a fun time and the lore/design outweighs any extraction salt. It's just a joy to wander around even if you're doomed
net weight loss after What Happens Next To You
BORN TO PUNCH TAU CETI IS A FUCK £7# Skin Em All 2889 I am shell man 410,757,864,530 DEAD UESC
I'm just here for Pattinson being an absolute little freak as Scytale
Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then
Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms
I would LISTEN