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Posts by tilde swinton

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

2 weeks ago 9592 2221 37 52

ethel cain???

5 days ago 4 0 0 0

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

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not defending the slopbot but one could argue it's dangerous to use ammunitions beyond their specified purpose in ANY manner

6 days ago 0 0 0 0
but i love group pics too much

but i love group pics too much

it is not easy being an anime artist who cares this much about likenesses

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(as a donkey walks by)

ah the noble donkey!

(donkey moves out of earshot)

foolish beast

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Love low poly pigeon

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Chud Internationale

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This is the line of division / Terminus Est

Severian and Thecla from The Book of the New Sun

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a man and a woman look at each other in a dark room ALT: a man and a woman look at each other in a dark room
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Snake Plissken saying “Get a new president”

Snake Plissken saying “Get a new president”

2 weeks ago 3557 869 10 15

this is what liberals literally believe

2 weeks ago 264 51 3 0

to those without context, this looks like a manic apex posting spree

John Henry but for posts

3 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

WIFE: Ok, I'm off to work…

ME: Mhm.

WIFE: Don't worry about the Mad Killer in town, I'm sure the news is just exaggerating for ratings.

ME: Mm. Yeh.

(wife leaves)

WIFE: (back in the door) Oh, I almost forgot to say… I love you…

ME: Look, this is a live multiplayer game, I can't really pause.

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it's literally on howdy

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having spent 10 years so far in the tech industry it's amazing how much of it is just paper shuffling around a bit Class Mechanism

3 weeks ago 12 0 2 0

how many shots would you take

how would we rule on your multishot accuracy

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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Your muted words
the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags
the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags
the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags
the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags

Your muted words the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags

Enough

3 weeks ago 3027 798 24 7

orbital luxury resort. we're blowing it up for a share of the insurance money

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

is she single

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dark-eddsworld: "ur basically forcegiggling people when you tell funny jokes, dont you know how problematic that is? ur rlly ok with noncon chuckling??? wow ok, freak. no wonder u listen to smileslut all the time..."

dark-eddsworld: "ur basically forcegiggling people when you tell funny jokes, dont you know how problematic that is? ur rlly ok with noncon chuckling??? wow ok, freak. no wonder u listen to smileslut all the time..."

1 month ago 444 99 1 2

fwiw it's truly a fun time and the lore/design outweighs any extraction salt. It's just a joy to wander around even if you're doomed

4 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

net weight loss after What Happens Next To You

1 month ago 0 1 0 0
BORN TO PUNCH
TAU CETI IS A FUCK
£7# Skin Em All 2889
I am shell man
410,757,864,530 DEAD UESC

BORN TO PUNCH TAU CETI IS A FUCK £7# Skin Em All 2889 I am shell man 410,757,864,530 DEAD UESC

1 month ago 119 28 0 2

I'm just here for Pattinson being an absolute little freak as Scytale

1 month ago 1 1 0 0
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Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then

Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

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I would LISTEN

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