Melania's message timed perfectly so that Kimmel, Colbert, et al can still squeeze this in tonight! 👏

It's the hand of Count Petofi #DarkShadows
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(or Trump's bruised and disguised hand from his long weekend of receiving anti-alzheimers and anti-dementia infusions)

You ready?!

They said them dudes in they mid-forties… they on they SHIT!! I gotta say “I agree” — we OUTCHEA!! #Different

closing this hump day out with a tight squeeze

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you can't be serious

A way out-of-date picture of Michael Martin

What a doggone shame.

I'm not up on his most recent job title, but wasn't he

D* director of
I* initiatives that
C* calamatously
K* kollapse?

at Audacy?

Stay classy, Michael.

Hey @jenpsaki.bsky.social , CAN IT with the "no question about it" comeback. It's a crutch! TIRED! #MSNOW

Hey @kpixtv.bsky.social is this why we haven’t seen Sara Donchey in weeks? She’s doing the news for Savannah? #Uverse

Just wondering where Sara Donchey of KPIX has been, that's all.

....annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd that's the last anybody has heard from Sara Donchey @kpixtv.bsky.social

.@kpixtv.bsky.social With a heat advisory through 8pm Friday, finally your weather dudes will have something to talk about rather than how close we are to the "average" temps for any given day.

Heggen and Peck really lean on that crutch. #PixPlus

Hegamucci

Tr💩mp definitely has a "type"

Markwayne Mullin™ , gay icon

www.lpsg.com/threads/sexy...

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“I’m increasing all tariffs by 1,000,000% because the Supreme Court was very unfair to me.” - Senile Satan

DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE SUPREME COURT?

Fixed it.

Tr💩mp in a straitjacket

He ain't right.

Spread the word.

25.47

Dementia.

He ain't right.

Spread the word.

25.47

You blithering idiot

You nimrod, he's the greatest president ever. You stupid f*ck.

You nimrod, he's the greatest president ever. You stupid f*ck.

Did Katy Tur just call Sharpton "Reverend Al Jackson?" #MSNOW

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K. Tur called Sharpton “Rev Al Jackson”

Trump owns a lot of golf courses because owning a lot of cemeteries is suspicious.

She may speak a bunch of languages, but in English the term is actually "grossed-out"

In a world full of Tom Llamas'es, be a Kaitlin Collins.