a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her .

Cooked perfectly

Humans saw this and decided to have meetings instead.

a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face . ALT: a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face .

Sorry

Thrilled to announce I’m not ready to go back to work on Monday:

Appropriate clip

"The Strait of Hormuz can open if Mike Pence has the courage" - @optesterchris.bsky.social

You two freaks, but we don’t kink shame here.

I was on a US Navy ship visiting Ukraine in 1995. We opened the ship up for tours. While monitoring a tour, I met three guys from the US who traveled to Ukraine to meet their future wives.

I guess the Economist is living in a different world.

There are Canadian Cobra-necked Murder Honkers behind me, right?

Them: What makes your morning, Chris?

Me: This 👇🏻

I didn’t leave Twitter. I’ve focused on cultivating my followers and feed there. I know it’s shitty there but I am not a fan of this place either.

Today I bade farewell and shook the hand of one of the people who made a difference in my life and saved my job.

Tell your mentors, colleagues, and bosses when they do both the good things and the hard things that directly impact you. They deserve to be recognized for that.

Stink monster!

The face of dog that decided she needed to roll around in something quite dead and dreadfully stinky.

So good. I have a love for blue cheese and apples that can’t be explained.

This sums up my day thus far.

a man in a suit is talking to a woman in front of a trophy that says i felt accepted and seen .. ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a woman in front of a trophy that says i felt accepted and seen ..

You get me

Yea, though I walk through the suburbs, I shall fear no pollen.

Thine histamine levels be high.

My eyes water, thy Visine is with me.

Thy Claritin, Zyrtec, and Benadryl comfort me.

That’s my hope.

Now let’s hope the EU makes an effort to create a system to support a Hungary without Orban and keep him and his people out.

Zola will sit pretty on occasion

Not yet

The Arleigh Burke destroyer’s SQS-53C/D sonar has the ability to detect certain mine-like objects. It’s called the Kingfisher Mod. It has some capabilities and some limitations. It’s not ideal and it’s very limited.

Why we fight!

Morning thoughts as I drink my first cup of coffee.

As I get ready to enter the Pentagon for a riveting day of meetings and paperwork, I whisper...

“Do your thing coffee. Help me get through this day. You are my only hope.”

Don’t let these bitches steal your joy