I wouldn't recommend jerryposts to my worst enemy.

Because the posts are too good! My enemies don't deserve them.

Apart from all the other issues with his statement ... if Trump said he avoided STDs, that means he got STDs.

Plastic Homo Band - Feelin' Oozy [Post-Punk / New Wave] YouTube video by Terrible Band Names

In the annals of popular music, there are not many songs about the joys (and sorrows) of pimple popping. Here is one.

🎵 Hey epidermis, whatcha knowing?
I've come to watch your blackheads growing

#MusicSky #PostPunk #NewWave #SongParody

[Guy who's oblivious to innuendo] Wow, this must be from before Bristol-Myers merged with Squibb

If your nickname was Chin-Up Kid, I bet you were swole af

Soldiers used to keep packs of cigs on their helmets. Footloose keeps spare marijuana leaves.

Maybe the bottom of the container is too far away from the sensor?

"You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever."

Why waste money on this contraption when you already have a perfectly good asshole that can do the same thing. Madness.

Scrotezilla - All You Need Is Drugs [Stoner Metal, 2007] YouTube video by Terrible Band Names

Apparently 4/20 is a holiday for people who smoke drugs! So here's the stoner metal classic "All You Need Is Drugs."

🎵 There's nothing you can scope that can't be dope
Nothing you can try that can't get you high
There's really nothing known that can keep you from gettin' stoned
It's easy

#MetalSky

Business idea for the nonreligious or less religious: hire oneself out as sort of a Shabbos goy to beat other people's kids on the Sabbath.

Nancy's teacher looks exhausted because, according to Sluggo, the whole class was bad today. One of them remarks that teacher's having a happy dream. In the final panel, she's dreaming of piloting a rocket ship that bears the label "first woman to the moon."

I was searching my archive of Nancy strips for anything relevant to dreams when this one turned up. It's from October 16, 1959 -- 67 years ago. Christina Koch wouldn't even be born until 1979.

Nancy dreams of piggy banks jumping over a fence.

Nancy imagines various treats (lollipops, ice cream cones, cupcakes, etc.) jumping over a fence as she lies awake in bed.

NANCEPTION

Nancy's dreams & schemes

I can no longer see any reference to the Buzz Boar without thinking of the Wordburglar song:

🎵 Dope serving! Like Headman in a drug store
Once got busy in the back of a Buzz Boar 🎵

Posting a comic cover I love

I found Weird War Tales #10 in a bargain bin many years after publication. It was a special treat to find something of this vintage. The Weird War Tales logo, with its patchwork of writhing bodies (corpses?) trapped inside the word "weird," still goes hard.

Roddy Piper vs Bill Mahar YouTube video by John Korn

RIP. Also a professional actor and an amateur Bill Maher destroyer.

RIP Don Schlitz. Sorry for making a diarrhea-themed version of your big song.

🎵 You got to know when to rip it, know when to grip it
Know when to let one slip and when it's the runs
You never fudge your undies when your bowels are unstable
There'll be time enough for wipin' when the shittin's done

Thinking Nancy's commands to her dog are intended for him, Sluggo squats down and rolls over before deciding that sitting up for a soupbone "tain't worth it."

At a Pet Supplies Store, Nancy makes Sluggo try on a dog sweater and then asks him if he could bark a few times while he's on all fours.

Sluggo's dog dream makes more sense when you realize Nancy is subtly manipulating him into thinking he's a canine.

The process was pretty easy: one initial trip to the specialty clinic for consultation and then another visit with a four or five day stay. Afterwards the cat has to be isolated for a few days due to the lingering radioactivity, during which you have to scoop litter while wearing gloves.

Any boarding-related trauma did not seem to have lasting effects. One of them wriggled under a towel on our way to the clinic. They weren't sure I had actually brought them a cat. He hid under the towel for almost all of his stay with them except for water, litter box, etc. So he coped well enough.

Yeah, both of mine ended up in the sweet spot. This happened three years apart with two littermates. I recognized the symptoms for the second occurrence and expedited the I-131 treatment rather than bothering with Methimazole as I had done earlier. Both lived another five years beyond the I-131.

Are you planning to stay with Methimazole or eventually do the radioactive iodine treatment? The latter was a permanent fix for two of my cats, but it was expensive, and probably even moreso today.

A Nancy strip by Ernie Bushmiller. After Nancy takes delivery of her dresses from a dry cleaner, his truck splashes mud on the dresses. Such is life.

Beloved Detective Comics Comics superhero Vibe

When they said Bluesky was vibe-coded, I thought they meant it was cool and street-smart like beloved DC Comics superhero Vibe. Disappointed to find out they meant the other thing.

Ice Cream Soldier Includes: rocket launcher with flamethrower attachment, rocket (2), standard issue 9mm pistol, flamethrower, submachine gun, figure stand

That's probably the second-best G.I. Joe/Sgt. Rock crossover, trailing far behind the beloved Ice Cream Soldier.

Nancy imagines herself as an octopus with a sugary treat in each tentacle

Sluggo imagines himself as an octopus with a sugary treat in each tentacle

Nancy invented Animorphs

Apparently the Punisher's Catholicism depends on which story you read, but it's close enough for me.

You don't want your corpse to be too good-looking anyway, not with all those amorous morticians out there

"Now I am become Nancy, the destroyer of homework."

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I just saw this. The system is rigged.