been juggling stewart/kurtz/rice in my lineup and that eligibility update made me smile

his voice really does go down smoothly

benched him on my fantasy team I THINK I DID THIS

ah yes, you've been touched by the true blessings of fantasy

i don't think it's going to feel much better at dinner time, fwiw

was going to suggest when paul joins "bridge over troubled water" (along with the bass): "sail on, silver girl"

<dread increases>

at least he's a switch hitter tho right

large picture of a young roger daltrey in some water staring at you above the hotel pool at the sunset marquis

it used to have a ... different vibe (ca. 2023)

that jawline stopped me *cold*

will be wearing a pete alonso HR derby shirt, so lordliness debatable

seeing the boys in person tonight and promise to yell "RUNS!" repeatedly until something happens (even at tyrone)

steve gelbs: easing the pain

happy clean 1st inning to all who celebrate

very sorry to my fantasy team as well (but i also have half the mets lineup, soooo)

droppo TACO!

can i BART there

his joker almost made me pass out

+vinny thomas

grace ives tho

i'm "crying at guy gets a hot wheels of his car placed on his car" years old

but black dynamite, ... !

yes! and that's without all the nice orioles fans i've muted because of alonso-related pain

maybe it would help if jeff probst rapped more

also the first time i heard that!

i liked TH growing up, but mostly the singles. the phish cover of "remain in light" was my introduction to the record, which i still love with all my dumb heart.

i mentally put this text into vince_mcmahon.meme while reading it

more gleyber content? is it more gleyber content??

BAH GAWD THAT'S CRAIG KIMBREL'S MUSIC

(quietest baby voice) can nolan win, tho?