He's a fucking idiot

At this rate of decline, North Korea will look like a progressive nation compared to America by....
next Wednesday

Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party

thx in advance

Peter Dutton has been contradicted by Matt Canavan on nuclear costs, and by David Littleproud on insurance competition policy.

He gets challenged more by his Coalition partners than by the Australian media.

Reminder of how FUCKING BAD & CRUEL & CORRUPT

the #LNP are:

LNP have always seen superannuation as a slush fund instead of what it is... retirement funds and insurance policies for death, disability and income protection - to avoid relying on 800 a fortnight from centrelink

Place in the world? In 4 years USA will be like North Korea

Your problem is lack of slips fielders. Everyone knows caravan park cricket requires 5 slips all with a beer in hand

"Grass?"
"No"
"Near here?"
"Not that I'm aware of"
"Rolling around in it, you say?"
"I'll let you know if I see anything"

Conservatives are proving throughout the world they can fix things on make life better, all they can do is spread division and fucking break things. If they were toddlers, they would live in playpens for most of the time

Hey Pauline, tell ya fucken story walking

The ABC/Lattouf saga shows how deeply mediocre the top brass in the joint have been. They are so blinded by their own power and privilege that they couldn’t foresee how this would play out for them and more importantly the organisation. No wonder morale is through the floor.

If Trump is supportive of #aukus we should definitely cancel it

Is it time to designate USA a terrorist state?

Exactly. No is a complete sentence

Word of the Day is ‘bayard’ (16th century): one who has the supreme self-confidence of ignorance.

Turns out egging random strangers is still done by teenagers causing chaos

Tell them it's a tariff and the stupid bastards will pay it for us

Arguing with MAGA is like teaching a pig to sing. Wastes your time and annoys the pig

I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period.

I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.

But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

Flipping btw #SRIvAUS and #AUSvENG. Why does Travis Head always look like he's been dragged through a hedge backwards?

Didn't think it was possible to fuck things and make a complete dickhead of yourself in less than 2 weeks, but here we are...
#makeamericagormlessagain

If you report "Trump says..." and "Dutton says..." You are complicit in their obvious lies.
Do fucking better!

With return to school this week it has become obvious that mandatory drivers education classes should be added to every parent/teacher night for the parents!!

Proves women are better humans

FFS it's not even 2 weeks and the USA shitshow is tiring

We are now in the endless news loop of:
- Trump talks absolute crap
-;Media report it
- Trump shits the bed
- sycophantic media says he meant to

Are we at the stage of issuing travel warnings for the USA yet?

Hey @abcnewsbot.bsky.social do we really need 8 stories on the front page about a #convictedfelon ?

Old phone died. New phone, no instructions except the fucking miniscule 2 pages written in an unknown language. It is being a self-centred narcissistic prick.
A complete mental breakdown is a certainty