miss belinda chandra actually ate the doctor down… he was kinda cringe and she really came through! #doctorwho

oops walked in on a family meeting

her hoover stopped working

gay gym playlists will be like “can i interest you in twenty songs, all by the pussycat dolls”

white lotus got me wanting to be back on a holiday resort watching weird families and working out their trauma

oh to be sat between danny dyer and horsegiirl

sabrina carpenter getting big after her sixth studio album shows it’s never too late! as long as you’re 25 years old

the contestants being woken up at 4am and the cars arriving twenty minutes later is the biggest load of bullshit on the apprentice, which is saying something

northern city living is being only 15 mins on a train from friends in the suburbs 😍 but the trains only coming every two hours 😤

a lorry of good rest

the difference an eye mask makes to my sleep quality! i wake up like i’ve been hit by a lorry

It feels like god hasn't hit the slay button in a while

me returning to my desk after having a bit of a cry in the toilets

wondering if i should time track my mental breakdown as “admin” or “hr”

man unashamedly eating a massive toblerone walking down deansgate! it’s not easy seeing people living your truth

it’s the most recent post

you coming on here now you know i’m back on twitter

bath time

trying not to go on tiktok and twitter in this era of brain rot is crazy bc people will come up and ask you if you believe the duolingo owl is dead and ??? he’s a cartoon

Don't think the quiet part has ever been louder than in the "Palestinian refugees accidentally allowed into Ukrainian refugee program" story

“ahh yeah, i get what you mean”

- me, somebody who definitely doesn’t get what you mean

woke up not feeling like death for the first time in a fortnight

“who?” okay owl

it’s true that all icons have bad wikipedia photos

why are pink lady apples doing such an aggressive marketing campaign? like we all know they exist and that they’re tasty because they’re more expensive than all the other apples

somewhere in the world there’s a lady gaga fan called debbie and she’s just changed her username to abracadeborah and i think that’s wonderful

shedded snakeskin just in time for chinese new year. isn’t nature beautiful

i said this the other day! or it’s multiplied PLUS a bonus per faithful left in the game so there’s an incentive to keep as many people as possible

dry jan calendar but it’s me pointing out i’ve had a mental breakdown every weekday this month