somebody get me a smart thermostat please oh my god why

now for some sosig

Y'ALL I FIGURED OUT THE CHEATCODE AND Y'ALL CALLED ME CRAZY FOR BLENDING PANCAKE MIX. MOST PERFECT LOOKING PANCAKES I HAVE EVER MADE

god fucking damn it <\3

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my eye hurt

OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED ADDERALL FOR MY ADHD SO BAD I JUST WENT INTO THE KITCHEN 10 HOURS LATER BEFORE BED AND I LEFT THE OVEN ON THE WHOLE TIME

lol oops taking off the top of the Italian seasoning bottle was a mistake

that moment you forget to put steel on the bus and you need to blue science

I dunno what to tell you girl 😭 I spiced the fuck out of this pizza tho I'ma be eating good in 15 minutes

they substituted my frozen meat pizza for cheese so I'm making this shit count

don't do it she flooded my house

Y'all I might be fucked.

Overnight a really, really REALLY bad leak sprung, literally seeping out of my floorboards, even after turning the water off with a drainkey.

I don't know if my landlord is going to fix this because my insurance does NOT cover this kinda damage.

legend has it if you take estrogen with lemonade you'll be visited by queen blahaj and she will bestow upon you an unlimited supply

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cheapest one is $2 / month on Eco!

isn't that what politicians do?

actually.. why are guns shaped as hair dryers?

why are hair dryers shaped as guns

currently drinking vodka spiked milos lemonade as one of my developers just managed to setup a working nixos kubernetes cluster in 20 minutes when we couldn't get it truly working perfectly for years

happy easter everybody!! 🌸

anyways its 2:30 in the morning and I have to sleep so goodnight everyone zzz

I refrigerate peanut butter

I had a dream, that I knew things, things that if I said publicly, would better the world while making my life unlivable, then I realized, that's not a dream, and that's the reality I live in.

I walk a fine line between legality and morality, and I'm starting to question its necessity.

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
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making a birthday cake for me 🎂

how can I be this dyslexic while ordering two of these ONLINE, how does this even happen??

i'm 19 now

y'all sliding down a wooden floor hallway in socks is gonna be what kills me it's so fun