"text-to-money"
^^ me when i text my parents

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

an edited version of xkcd comic #1220 , originally about hipsters and associated complaints a line chart with 5 lines. the horizontal axis is time, while the vertical axis is "how often i see". the first thing to be seen is posts, followed by pet posts, pet death posts, and complaints about the pet death posts, each one starting more recently than the last in time. the fifth line starts even later in time, at the very left side of the chart, right above an axis label of "now". it has just started to be non-zero in the vertical axis, and is labeled "graphs making it all worse", referring of course to this very graph

cw: pet death mentioned
#xkcd #comicsans

i wonder what mau5 jane doe would look like
#zzz #deadmau5

sorry ephesus, artemis is ours now
#artemis2 #nasa

this is very hurtful 😭 (not actually)

i was prevented from knowing things* until ~10 years ago, but i'm slowly catching up on all the good shows/movies/songs !

i do hear about most popular culture stuff from secondary sources, buuuuuut i do not care one bit about 90% of it

* an oversimplification

My lawyer advises me to say that I only ever use Torrent in Elden Ring. I certainly wouldn't use torrent in games that I don't own and which aren't called Elden Ring (which I do own ofc)

Me siento ahora mismo la peor amiga del mundo y una mierda de persona.

i don't care how unfunny it is, i will always call the last part of a hockey game "the third half"

We’re cooking on Beyond the Spider-Verse!!! So excited to share these new stills… see you in IMAX on June 18, 2027!! 🕷️

Sunset & view of Catalina mountains in Tucson, AZ.

Tucson, last night’s sunset.

conway's game of life but instead it's d-cell's game of unbeatable. that you should buy to put in your of life

"vade retro me satana" comes to mind today for no reason. no reason at all 😁

To my non tech normies, PSA: when you share a link, everything after the ? is tracking. Those “query parameters” tell companies exactly how you arrived, what app you clicked, which ad or email sent you, sometimes a unique identifier tied to you. You can delete everything after the question mark.

is that momo dandadan

that would be quite useful. and they already have localized poast timestamps, how hard can it be?
in the meantime, a workaround is listing times relative to the time of poasting

me personally i wouldn’t trust some random guy who is unironically french to code my app

yesterday i was encouraged to abandon cynicism about the future of the world. i realized that im also cynical about my future relationship(s). in the linked 🧵 i go on to say im sad and afraid about all that. from there its so easy to fall into cynicism and #sadboihours

no unhealthy cynicism for me!

one day, i will wake up, and an ethereal being will say,
“you’re finally here! it seems your time came.
politics? war? rationing? hunger? pain? we don’t have those here!
let’s go sing some lovely songs and eat some tasty food”

Curling up (shrimping) in bed (in front of the computer) with a good book (a 4 hour video essay)

🎣 i got one!

cw: joy

im having a good day today 😁

unironically i thought it was the actual song playing at first, but then it sounded a little different. and by different, i mean BETTER of course

fooled my ears out of 10

ah! thanks for the reminder two watch what i missed of day 2 while i was lurkin

isn’t #blackfriday in october? what is going on today

perfectionism is so often seen as a permissive ability to create or drive something towards perfection, but in reality, it's a crippling inability to let go of anything imperfect

it's an obsession, it stagnates you, and gets you stuck on things you shouldn't be

breaking bad mentioned

A line-less painting of a radio from the Portal games, designed to resemble Kishiko Bushido’s shippo motif, made by @asmallthumbtack.bsky.social (asmallthumbtack). The radio is semi-spherical in shape. It has a ~4 inch high black antenna (top left), a black button (top right), and a black bottom base. The main radio body has a white base, with a half teal-green diamond printed on the front. The channel reads 10.10 FM, with a small, circular teal button below it.

✨🔵 | MARCH 31, TONIGHT! | 🟠✨
Portal 2 ⬩ First Playthrough!

Don’t say goodbye… say hello〜♪
Let’s listen together to the radio!
…are you still there?

Art by @asmallthumbtack.bsky.social! 🧡

Tune on in, and dial it upー
We’ve got quite a show tonight!

⇢ Join us at twitch.tv/kishikobushido! ⇠

i’m guessing that in this game HARM does not stand for “harmony and resonance management”?
#unbeatable

2期決定おめでとうございます。
2期はタイラズマの話がもっと観たいな。

＃正反対な君と僕