Annoyingly I am away from Edinburgh until 14th May. If you haven't sold it by then, let me know x

A Free SHERLOCK HOLMES novella A free introduction to my weird Sherlock Holmes fiction. Book 1 of THE LONDON TERRORS

A free introduction to my weird Sherlock Holmes fiction.

Book 1 of THE LONDON TERRORS

When you’re too smol to jump but then you remember you have claws #caturday

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I was thinking "I wonder if it was the octopus throwing rocks?" and it was, it's a bloody infuriating thing, actual genuine fact fucked over by an AI video.

Times Columnist Sebastian Payne looking exactly like a Times columnist called Sebastian Payne

It’s so hard sometimes not to judge on appearances.

Hah!

To finish the fucking thing.

Bedhead old lady with manic eyes smothered by fluffy ragdoll cat caught by the camera in a blep as it lunges to clean its butt

Nah, this one

Bedhead old lady smothered in fluffybutty ragdoll cat

New headshot?

Life is full of surprises, most of which can't go on a postcard.

(Card courtesy of @jondennis.bsky.social )

Art, sex, nature: why is everything sold to us as a means to an end, rather than an end in itself? How a reductive worldview is stripping meaning from our most valued activities

Ouch

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"You're an author? Would I know anything you've written?"

"Have you heard of the book Eat Pray Love?"

"Oh wow. I have, actually!"

"Well, one of my books was printed in a typeface not totally dissimilar to the one in that."

This poem ^^

It has redefined a lot of stuff for me. It's shoved me in a different direction as a poet. This was originally written for the @vervepoetryfest.bsky.social 'Love' contest but was never going to be a good fit. Now, it can stand on its own.

Thank you so much to Zakia for this <3

Just rewrite every single word and then you're done

4 beautifully designed birthday cards from gailmyerscough.co.uk She also does prints!

Love these excellent birthday cards from @gailmyerscough.co.uk

AI footage in the quote post. However it's a real fact, with real footage available (See my link below). Now people who believed it have a false image of how octopus act, and people who recognise it as AI question a real observed scientific fact. Utter bullshit.

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Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod

You ok?

Identification guide for very young readers. 7 budding twigs stand in a blue vase. The twigs include Willow, Beech and Hazel.

“Seven sorts of tree buds”

Treasure magazine, 1965

A drawing titled "The Crow" shows a series of vignettes of a man with a crow, eg lying in bed, sitting at a breakfast bar, walking with a shopping bag. The crow comments: You have bad breath This isn't going to go well Are you wearing that? Did you think that was funny? Look at Peler. Peter is better than you I will always be here for you Sleep well, if you can

Just a quick heads up that the ebook of Venetian Gothic is a bargain 99p for just one day only in the UK!

I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...

This country also needs an organisation that does this for poets over 45, based on local experience and the number of people I know and are talking to now approaching the craft later in life.

There, I said it.

I need this today

The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a poem about comets. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.

doomladen bra

Caramacs, where they tortured us with hope by bringing them back for three months.

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[at the orgy] wait I lost a contact lens