I asked my father "da, how can we lubricate a penis?" A sad, defeated look crossed his brow. "Nobody knows anymore. We...we've forgotten how." He waited until I'd left the room to cry; he wanted to spare me seeing him in such a state.
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He's addicted to posting. Will has always cared more about his social media engagement and the perceived benefits of the parasocial following that generates than actually using his platform to accomplish anything good or helpful.
This is a common misconception! It actually means "lubricated penis" in Old English. Unfortunately there's no modern translation or equivalent.
Missiles aren’t human beings
This is only from 2028 to September 2023
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You still can. The account that posted the death announcement on Twitter is a crypto scammer who managed to fool multiple newsrooms. Johnathan is alive.
Unfortunately it was an April Fool’s crypto scam
God forbid a man pop a couple dilaudid before driving #wokescold #FreeTiger #Kony2026
Wow I never considered that biting people like Jaws and loving Hitler were actually addictions. Maybe I’m a bad person.
81 year old spoilers, nobody has any respect anymore
more like Mike Cock lol
You’re just inventing a scenario that didn’t happen at this point.
Very telling that you have to characterize community outreach and food drives as “giving gifts for votes” to make Mr Stencil’a point for him
How is it unethical for someone to use money they were given in exactly the fashion they said they would use it
We already live in that world.
🐭🔥🧭😤🚘🥰🙈🥀am I doing this right
it do be like that Mr Stancil
It all comes down to Will demanding his perception of literal perfection from everyone but himself.
And 4 months ago. And 6 months ago. Seems kind of pointless, if not downright nasty, to keep focusing on this. Neither of them won their race, but only one of them seems invested in tearing the other down. Doesn’t it feel odd, to yell “Kat lost this election The Wrong Way”
Thank you I appreciate your contrite spirit and heartfelt apology. I forgive you, and I hope in time you can forgive yourself.
Have you looked at his recent posts? Including the chain we are in? I didn’t start this conversation out of nothing.
I get what you’re saying. My perspective is that campaigns should be able to also create and engage in material support. Both Will and Kat lost. But one of those campaigns made a larger local impact. Will’s post-mortem critique just comes off as sour grapes
I imagine a better world. I think it’s ridiculous for Will (a failed candidate) to waste time criticizing Kat (another failed candidate). And I believe Kat’s campaign created more net-positive change than Will’s. Neither got elected. One of them helped people.
Sean, you hopped into this conversation without anyone addressing you. You don’t decide the topic. I understand you’re used to being the loud voice in a room, but frankly I don’t give a shit about hearing you.
When I donate to someone who tells me “this will feed someone” and then they feed someone, then yes. Why do you believe elections should be predicated on gambling odds from large donors?
So if I’m reading this correctly, you’re saying that paying for some meals and clothes in a constituency with funds that donors explicitly earmarked for that purpose is the same as enacting voter suppression laws at the Supreme Court level?
Did Will Stancil get elected
Are you under the impression that the majority of donors to either Kat or Will qualified for a tax deduction from their donation?