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Today we reach our all-time peak success as the Roman Empire is restored and yer schism is healed. The only way to go is down! Here come the Mongolians!! Join us today and every weekday at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade to watch the inevitable crash!

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The correct answer is "sixty". No more, no less.

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The Iranian fella calling out his own push-shot as a foul, snooker is so fucking class.

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Constantinople, Rome, Antioch, Jerusalem, Alexandria, your boys took a HELL of a beating! I will love it, LOVE IT, if Pope Lionora healed the Great Schism today, but she has to atone for her adultery. It really is all happening at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade in #ck3 every weekday!

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TMZ headline DR CONRAD MURRAY 'I HELD MICHAEL'S PENIS EVERY NIGHT'

TMZ headline DR CONRAD MURRAY 'I HELD MICHAEL'S PENIS EVERY NIGHT'

Hope the MJ film has this spinning into frame like a front page about racketeering in a 1940's crime flick.

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Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade to make a tense situation much worse as we Get Involved with Politics in That Part Of The World. With the help of the new #ck3 #Chapter5 #dlc we can finally bring peace, probably, or failing that, some more war why not. Join us from 10AM!!

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Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

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Snooker unceremoniously scurries off BBC1 as the Big Scary Football Lads turn up

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@vizcomic.bsky.social @barneyfarmer.bsky.social @leehealey.bsky.social Hornsea Pottery. Quality ceramics.

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Last month in The Onion:

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You inevitably get more right-wing as you get older, and Pope Georgina is no exception. Come and witness the end of an era as Georgina battles TIME ITSELF today at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade 10-2PM every weekday! It's good! #ck3

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Liars who can bullshit their way into, and through, an interview. An enviable skill.

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The Internet 1996 vs The Internet 2026

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Twitch Twitch is the world

I'm live now at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade playing #ck3 and Popeing it right up. Join us now!

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#StarTrek #Sisko197

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The new Bajoran Kai is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Interstellar Policy. I don’t want a Kai who thinks it’s OK for the Gorn to have a Genesis Weapon and to meet with Opaka Sympathizers. The Vedek Assembly needs to get their act together. PRESIDENT Gul Dukat
#StarTrek #Sisko197

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Want a Pope who LOVES war, HATES crime, and is at best INDIFFERENT about the Radical Left? Then join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade from 10AM every weekday to fill your papal slippers!

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I wonder how many broken horses will get shot on live telly today

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Twitch Twitch is the world

It's fri-YAY more like, last stream of the week at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade , join us, we're live now, join us! Join!

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GET YOUR OWN DAMN PASTA at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade where the forever war between Italy and The Unholy Romans continues and the Ionian Sea remains a global flashpoint? Can the Pope intervene? I AM THE POPE. Join us for more at 10AM!

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A SKELTON AT A COMPUTER DESIGNING A GRAPHIC WHICH IS 2 COP'S CRYING AND IT SAYS "DO YOUR WORST, SCHOOL SHOOTERS,,, WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY" AND DA SKALETON IS IN FRONT OF DA RUINS OF AN AMERICAN CITY, WITH EVERYTHING CRUMBLING AROUND THEM BUT THERE STILL EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME ,AND NOW EVERY ONES ALWAYS SICK, AND YOU CANT JUST DO YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PRETENT YOUR USING "A.I" WHICH IS AN APP THAT COSTS MORE THAN A HUMAN EMPLOYEE AND BURNS DOWN A FOREST EVERY TIME IT MAKES 1 LINE OF CODE , AND DA TEXT OF THE GRAPHIC IS "THE APOCALYPSE WAS SPUPOSE TO HAPPEN FAST AND WE COULD STOP GOING TO WORK, BUT HERE WE FUCKEN ARE, NO MUSHROOM CLOUD, JUST $17 HAMBURGERS AND A BOSS WHO THINKS A CHAT BOT IS A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN SIDE YOUR COMPUTER, HE WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO THE CHAT BOT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELTON AT A COMPUTER DESIGNING A GRAPHIC WHICH IS 2 COP'S CRYING AND IT SAYS "DO YOUR WORST, SCHOOL SHOOTERS,,, WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY" AND DA SKALETON IS IN FRONT OF DA RUINS OF AN AMERICAN CITY, WITH EVERYTHING CRUMBLING AROUND THEM BUT THERE STILL EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME ,AND NOW EVERY ONES ALWAYS SICK, AND YOU CANT JUST DO YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PRETENT YOUR USING "A.I" WHICH IS AN APP THAT COSTS MORE THAN A HUMAN EMPLOYEE AND BURNS DOWN A FOREST EVERY TIME IT MAKES 1 LINE OF CODE , AND DA TEXT OF THE GRAPHIC IS "THE APOCALYPSE WAS SPUPOSE TO HAPPEN FAST AND WE COULD STOP GOING TO WORK, BUT HERE WE FUCKEN ARE, NO MUSHROOM CLOUD, JUST $17 HAMBURGERS AND A BOSS WHO THINKS A CHAT BOT IS A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN SIDE YOUR COMPUTER, HE WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO THE CHAT BOT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THE POCALYPSE NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

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I'd like to see Craig pull off a poncho.

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My main memory of seeing Kanye at Glasto is me vomiting up a giant rancid pasty.

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"Festival's off. Sorry!"

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eddiepurple_arcade - Twitch CK3: Killer Queen

Am live at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade now!

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At twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we're streaming from 10AM as normal, remembering the sacrifices of Jesus by violently invading Rome and seizing the pope's hat. Everything's gone papal in #ck3 , and later on we'll watch a bit of Edmonds too. Join us!!

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Fingers crossed xx

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Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Everything reminds me of him

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