Reminds me of trying to explain to the ER doctor a couple years ago that I needed a tetanus shot because my bare foot went clean through a concrete porch step and please dont ask me how because I don’t know.

Luckily, people in replies call them out too. That’s how I first realized the profiles/songs are fake.

I’ve recently been on there more often.

It’s gen-AI “characters” with a profile and the songs are gen-AI too and the only way to know that is to google the “artist” and then you find nothing.

And also, you can figure some out after seeing enough of the profiles.

Tik Tok is full of fake people singing fake songs. It’s really weird.

Flood watch issued for Southeast Michigan through Thursday A flood watch has been issued for all of Southeast Michigan, to be in effect from 8 p.m. Tuesday through late Thursday night.

A flood watch has been issued for all of Southeast Michigan, to be in effect from 8 p.m. Tuesday through late Thursday night.

The entire state of Michigan, every single county, is under a Flood Watch as heavy rainfall continues to move in this week.
I spoke with the NWS, and we believe this may be the first time this has ever happened. Still digging into that info, but so far nothing else is matching.

He’s right tho.

This one is doing serious damage, it looks like.

Wild.

Fuck you.

If you call him a little bitch for it often enough, he’ll block you too.

Lebanese and Yemeni, some Iraqis

Co-signing both of you as a lifelong Metro Detroiter.

Actual Dearborn resident here. That story is full of shit. For the record, the majority of people in the Middle Eastern community here are Lebanese, followed by Yemeni. Many of them are Christian, though the majority are Muslim.

Metro Detroiter here.

A) This article is unfettered bigotry.

B) The Middle Eastern community here predates the IRGC.

C) Dearborn's Middle Eastern community is distinctly not Iranian.

Asking someone to define their term for further discussion is actually an intelligent thing to do. Nice try tho.

I think people should respond this way any time they are asked this question bsky.app/profile/dipl...

I honestly think he’s a secret chaser and this is how he deals with his shame.

He was born and raised in Detroit and it shows.

That’s called a “Detroit clapback”.

Oh and…

3. Fuck Olivia Reingold, whoever she is.

1. Olivia Reingold should stop wasting people’s time if she refuses to define the terms that she uses.

2. Olivia Reingold should think twice before playing in the face of a Metro Detroiter.

She’s shit at deflection, too.

That’s a whole lot of words for, she didnt want to define the term she used cuz she knows it’s fucked up.

The DNC Resolutions Committee has passed my resolution to hold Trump Administration officials legally accountable for their crimes.

Assuming the whole packet passes on Friday, it will become the official position of the national Democratic Party.

Who will turn on Trump next?

News at 11.

DMX – Slippin' “Slippin'” is about self-motivation. In this song DMX shares his thoughts on making positive changes in his life. DMX delivers powerful inspiration by vowing to himself to strive

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DMX was one of the best writers the rap game ever saw.

I just decided.

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