why'd i make a separate account for oc stuff that's dumb. I'm an idiot

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

I'm going to kill anything

I am drowning in lego and yet I can't stop wanting more. I am in an unending hell that was created for me the moment that I was born

oh! okay! yay

yes please, put out several hundred dollars worth of plastic that I will immediately have a deep psychological need to obtain, despite being completely broke and unemployed, you're so sexy The Lego Group

ok good I was beginning to worry there was something extremely wrong with me

every time a new wave of ninjago sets gets revealed i inevitably find myself feeling the need to go on a murderous rampage. that's normal right

my neighborhood is full of dog owners who just kinda walk their dog up and down the street (there is no sidewalk) and I am one of those people so the idea of trying to avoid having my dog pee in front of someone else's house feels foreign. it's shitty when people dont pick up poop though

Rain World

even though all my friends can see this it still kinda feels like im sorta just screaming into the void for whatever reason which probably explains the all the mildly unhinged / non sequitur posts I make on this account

here comes my flaming crazy, preceded only by its reputation

new tmbg has taken over my brain. be sure to soak the whole thing in gasoline and light a match and then throw it out the window

- spiny
- eats ants
yup, that's an echidna

Echidnoid

worm!

neat use of roboriders parts

worm

[seing something distressing] I'm going to [remembering that posting violent or self-destructive things online has consequences] teleport to waffle house

madotsuki yume nikki with eyes open

close those peepers, ugly!
#yumenikki

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE HAVE [AN ETERNITY] [OF PLAYING FOOTBALL] TOMORROW

as a tmbg fan, other tmbg fans terrify me

who are you

yes

the character "Caine" from The Amazing Digital Circus is a cartoon circus creature with a "head" made of toy teeth with two eyeballs in the "mouth" and wearing a cartoon red tuxedo. there are four drawings of him in various expressions, in which the teeth function as eyebrows

it's like if Felix Colgrave made a mascot for an orthodontist (positive)

no

they don't need to know about this.

results: 4/10, would maybe eat a second time probably

I'm going to eat paste