a close up of a pink watermelon with a face drawn on it on a yellow background . Alt: kirby snoozing

had pizza for dinner on the first 75 degree day of the season, that means it is now food coma time

nuke the whales

🔭🐟

you got the lemon slices ready?

the doctor didn't botch it enough

microwave

yes! yes!!

the spirals on the border are so cool

birthday!!!!

not much what's up with you

i guess we should open a straight to gay conversion camp. they said its cool.

everyone always wants to cook me 😔

the damn liberal trump administration

jealous

it feels so nice for the first 3 seconds

no, little lamb is my neighbor

not sure what you think is weird about this, i took it myself

henry did you ever finish your homework?

and really its more like "converted for their spouse's parents/grandparents"

his son is one of uconn's coaches

🫡

whoa!! buy me dinner first am i right. that's another $50. :)

send me $50 and i can teach you how to avoid scams

everyone keeps Incepting me 😔

its true. and i don't do any of that other shit either.

its the early 2000s again so i hope you are ready to cowboy up

"little italy" (all italian immigrants moved to the suburbs in the 50s but the christopher columbus statues remained)

horrific painting

a few loses to get them motivated

heres to 15 more