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Roomie who randomly says: "Bro I'm horny as fuck right now.....wanna stuff your face in my asscheeks and make cute noises for me while I jerk off?"

Things the skunk did today:

- Gaming
- Stuffed my face with Little Caesars
- Chatted with satisfied recipients of my smelly items...
- Jammed out to Incubus while building a Lego Ferrari
- Teased a dork in Discord VC with my pizza-fueled farts until he nutted

10/10 day ngl <3

Me in my Mr. Breast era be like:

"I have locked this nerd in a room with 15 gassy skunks and if they can survive 3 minutes without passing out I will give the nerd $8"

Skunk friend that just answers with "your funeral" anytime you suggest ordering pizza

All my homies HATE seeing girls breathing fresh air

Normal people after farting in public: "omg lol that was so embarrassing, I dunno if I can come back again after that"

Me after farting in public: *being led out of the store in handcuffs* "Yeah sooooo I'm probably gonna need you to do me a solid and bail me out, bro"

Skunk mob boss with a gang of goons that go with him everywhere, but he's gotta be in the back of the group because if he stood in front.....one ripped fart and they'd all be down like bowling pins

Me looking at my Burger King receipt after ordering 5 Whoppers, and 5 more Whoppers

So what if finding a girl's clitoris is hard??

Finding her nose is 10 times easier.....and 10 times more fun~ <3

Girls be fallin apart while they huffin my fart

"OOPS, I just totally definitely accidentally dropped your gf into The Inescapable Pit of Eternal Skunk Stink........my bad, dude"

So like....I'm learning it's apparently somewhat common for people to get strapped to their seats with fuckin duct tape if they're super rowdy on an airplane?

Why have I never seen this scenario used in fart art before??? It seems like such a missed opportunity tbfh-

Dude who wears designer cologne and gets 0 bitches VS bro who practically never bathes and gets several bitches (fart cushions)

Dude at work goes to the back and is like "damn, it smells like ASS" back here

Bro is literally standing in my Dedicated Farting Corner....of course it's gonna smell like ass smh-

I have a medical condition that prevents me being able to stop myself from rubbing my dick while thinking about farting on a dork's face at least twice a day

Me: "Heheheh...guys, I'm totally about to fart..."

The bros: "Fuck yeah dude, let it rip!"

The micro trapped in my underwear: "MMPH!! NNRMMMPPHH!!!!"

Big party where I invite like 6 gassy dudes to come hang out in nothing but our underwear, play games, and scarf down burritos....while we have a hot girl locked in my smotherbox, and constantly fight over who's turn it is to use the "gaming chair"~

Pokémon trainer who pulls a prank on his rival where he secretly slips some special bait into their backpack that's specifically made to attract nothing but Skuntanks......

Two-sentence horror story:

Skunk bro comes over to your house uninvited saying he'll be hanging out with you all night, and he's holding a bag from Taco Bell.

Upon further inspection...the bag was empty.

Me buying lockable, heavy-duty harness and using it to tightly restrain your face into my asscheeks, and then a few minutes later being like "oh shit dude....I think I lost the key"

Of course I'm literally holding it...but you can't tell since all you can see is FAT SKUNK ASS~

Bad news: Pride Month is over, being gay is now illegal again </3

Good news: I'm able to make posts about pretty girls again :3

.......about how good they are at being cute, submissive fart filters for smelly boys, that is~~

Skunk demon wizard who has some cute dork's soul trapped in a big, green gem on his necklace....and summons them about 3 times per day on average, for no reason other than to be his fart muffler~

CW: Gas, farts

Canon Cheri content

Hell is real and it's under my blanket

Fat himbo skunk who absolutely loves the delicious chili his boyfriend is always cooking for him, despite it making him SUPER gassy 24/7

His cute, dorky boyfriend of course definitely not being a fart freak (he is), the chili is just all he knows how to cook (it is not)

We are also in "swamp ass so frequent nearly every fart sounds wet" temperatures.....

Making two micros have a skate competition on a couple of Tech Decks....winner gets an entire chicken nugget, loser spends the night trapped in a fart jar <3

Yep.....we've now officially reached "one whiff of my crotch and you'll become completely zonked" temperatures

Thinking about kidnapping some science nerd and keeping him locked up so I can force him to build horrible smelly contraptions for me.....