Heck yes! Finally!

I'm trying to curse less... I wanted to say hell and fuck.

SHIT!

DANG IT! That's better.

Anyways... yay.

Been watching some good underrated modern movies. Running Man was just a great love letter to 80s / early 90s action movies. And today I watched Dust Bunny, also a fun movie. Almost makes me wish I didn't always refuse to go to theaters so I could see them on the big screen.

Almost.

I made a joke in a group chat that had mixed results and then said now I can't say anything again in there until May and now I have to commit to the bit, but at the same time I thought of something really funny that would only be funny in that chat.

Anyways this is my hell... until next month.

Oh man I love when one of the scratches that are healing on my leg from when I dared to walk through my living room when the cat was apparently in attack mode and lunged at my exposed calf starts to bleed after it slightly itched and I scratched it and then I realize I'm out of bandaids.

Worth it.

I finally got to see the Running Man remake. And I swear anyone who hated this movie didn't grow up with 80's / early 90's action movies. It was just a perfect nostalgia trip.

SPACEBALLS 2: The New One Teaser (2026) YouTube video by ONE Media

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-5...

The hunts continue!

FINALLY! Been waiting for this quest to pop up!

Yup! The reality wins over the fantasy any day.

You’d think they’d have taught that!

If you’ve been keeping up with Prince lore, which I assume you have because why wouldn’t you, you know he loves tissue boxes.

He got a new one today he deemed worthy.

Originated there in 1898. Was bought out and is imported from Columbia now.

I didn’t even think to check… one second

Wait.... this one was a win! I'm 1 for 2!

Made some loaded potato sticks early. I’m going to try it now.

Okay the Dr. Pepper sausages didn’t work out and gave me some serious trust issues with both my favorite soda and sausages.

But I’m not done with clearance finds! This will probably work out.

Crazy is taking off your pants and putting a live opossum on your head and calling it a fedora that one time I had a breakdown at Knott's Berry Farm back in '97 and that's why I'm not allowed there anymore.

This? This was evil...

Pizza will be here in 20 minutes…

My thoughts and prayers to the pigs that gave their lives for nothing.

“I tried one with some Dijon. I tried some with some relish. Nothing. Nothing was good. It was like tasting a meat sponge soaked in flat Dr Pepper that was watered down with bog water.”

This was my text in group chat. Minus the first paragraph because it involved an unlikable deities genitals.

I said that once too. Then today happened.

As a human being I can't let you do that.

3/10. Had worse relationships and better cofee.

I took one more bite. Fuck you Johnsonville sausage. You pricks. You horrible shit mongers. You monger all the shit! I'm angry. I've no reason to be angry, I did this to myself. But I'm angry... may every one of you who let this slide step on a lego every morning you wake to a world that hates you.

No.

No I'm an atheist and I'm saying this is not part of gods plan.

No. No thank you. This isn't meant to be. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE. Who made this? What executive let their drugged out nephew come up with this? I spent $1.40 on this and I demand a 20 dollar refund. No.

I'm ordering a pizza.

Time for dinner...

I wish I could hate Nightmare prey hunts... I want to hate Nightmare prey hunts. I want to DESPISE Nightmare prey hunts. In fact... I do...

I hope they never get rid of them... I love them.

Too many...

You know I saw chicken ranch ramen the other day in Walmart for 25 cents on a clearance shelf...

I almost did it.