Good? As in decent? 40%. Connected kissers? 10%. Great kissers? 4%

We are absolutely bringing this to lazy bear.

Share 👏 the 👏 teeeeaaaa 👏

… and the last butt pic of my 30s.

Last workout of my 30s. New goal for my 40s: arms bigger than my head.

Now that’s a steamworks I’d visit. With that much square footage I wouldn’t see a single person for my high-rise goon-sesh. Sign me up.

They want us to believe they are in the clear because they “hired an artist”. Artist wants to claim they only used AI for the “realistic” version, that they just passed their “illustrator file” through AI. Girl, we can see you only create AI “art”. We’re not dumb, just horny.

The way I’m about to get banned from the SF Eagle for calling out their tripling down for using AI art in their promotions… I’m just going to start my own boycott until they correct themselves.

Playing Bop-it, i see

I did my one thing for the day so I deserve a little lay down. The email didn’t send because of an outgoing server issue but it still counts.

“Make something, flop” , me trying to get out of an adhd fugue.

Just. Keep. Growing.

Ooooooo. Ahh.

Beach day with @richiedoesstuff.bsky.social

Beach day ft. @pandershirts.com

Beach day with @strapp-metal.bsky.social

Frequent beach visits start this Friday. Here a 2025 favorite.

Hips matching them shoulders by 2027

First time I’ve worn pants in like 2.5 years. Didn’t like it. Won’t make it habit. Free the legs.

This is really helping me get through the week.

Must. Fit. Into. Jeans. NYC in 19 days! And it’s cold af there.

Get lamp, bro

Hello Bluesky. Dadbro is exhausted by all this social media rigamarole. Make this the last stop?