LOL i don’t have any specific animated crushes but i do like the archetype of intelligent and handsome and quiet 🤣

….do you know what i think you’re onto something 🤣

cw: death

i feel so much for hobi; while this fic is focused on different members, it was inspired by my grandma’s passing last year. the memorial at the medical school she donated her body to is this weekend so i’ve been thinking of her. i hope he’s doing okay 🖤

it’s one of the first pokemon patterns i saw before i made some from the book lol

i need to know why bts in glasses makes me feral and also why their best glasses looks are always in video clips so it’s impossible to get good still shots to gaze at for eternity

there’s one called cheeky psyduck that’s a pattern for him with big booty cheeks and i think tae would like that 🤣

well now i’m wondering if i need to crochet a psyduck freebie for tae to go with my snorlax freebie for namjoon 🤔

one of my coworkers showed me a picture of a dog in a superhero costume and then admitted she made it with some AI app and i immediately pointed and said SHAME!!

and i think that is how we collectively fix the problem 🤣

this feels like an adult cat teaching a kitten to hunt its prey and the kitten is thinking “ok i’m gonna pounce…now! okay this time i’m really gonna do it! right…now!”

i calculated and i’ll be on day 2 of my period 😭😭 im already testing new med strategies to hopefully not have symptoms that day LOL

i think sometimes people think “oh it’s irreplaceable i don’t want to get it dirty/damaged” which i totally get but it also feels so nice for a gift to be used 🥹

noooooo that’s so cute!!

😭😭😭 SO PRECIOUS

oh i love this, something i see in crochet groups a LOT is people wondering if gifted items are used. i bet the people who made them for you are so happy 🥹

i crochet but i could never do a blanket, the sheer size is too intimidating 😅 but in learning to crochet i definitely feel like giving items as gifts feels so good and special so i think it would be a perfect nesting addition in any fic 🥹

oohh i love these questions 👀 i tend to write more modern omegaverse but i think it could apply there too!! like passing down certain items, washing them a particular way, saving to buy a softer or more durable type of fabric…nesting is one of the best parts of the AU 🥹

🤷🏻‍♀️🫠

i bet the group chat saw the uncut video too

praise indeed 🥹

fr i hope they know this is so funny 🤣

the order of events as i imagine it:

🤗 jungkook receives seven demo
🧐 executives make frowny face
🥺 jungkook uses boba eyes to no avail
🥺 jungkook uses boba eyes on namjoon to great success
🧠🍆 namjoon swings his big…brain at the execs
✅ seven (explicit) approved
💜 ot7 & army rejoice

Namjoon going into a room of execs with one PowerPoint slide that says “Jungkook-ssi fucks”. He then bows, puts on his sunglasses, and walks out. He texts his manager to please bring him the laptop he forgot it in the conference room

screenshot of text from the rolling stone bts interview “Then, in the army, Jung Kook worked in the kitchen, stirring giant pots, even on weekends - feeding the troops right, seven days a week.”

this is absolutely hysterical 🤣 feeding the troops right seven days a week PLEASE

Rolling Stone’s member descriptions are spot on

Joon - poetically inclined RM
Jin - sardonically charming
Yoongi - cerebral, mysteriously charismatic
J-Hope - emotional backbone
Jimin - nearly feline lover-boy magnetism
V - designated old soul
Jungkook - remarkably humble

eeeee 🤭 i can’t wait for the fics to come out & see if people guess mine right away LOL

i am so glad 🥹 i know the toe content tags scare people off but its some of my best comedy LOL

oh how i wish my forced caretaking fic were available to offer, i think you will love it 🤭 maybe another of my unhinged fics instead? bsky.app/profile/blue...

today i had to tell an adult that their child could not walk around the animal shelter with NO SHOES. and the adult asked the child why she didn’t have shoes. excuse me??? why did YOU, the adult, not put shoes on your child before entering a public building?! do you know what has been on our floor?

thank you!! this time around i’m trying to do more small items just to have a bigger quantity but i’m still going to throw in some bigger pieces too!