The shareholders dividends were ringfenced against pirate-zombie infestation (Lee 20:12)

Is your inability to correctly spell the name of the person you're replying to due to you being a bot, or an idiot?

When we eat our first billionaire, do we start with the one that'd make the biggest statement, or the one that'd probably taste best?
It's just that I reckon Elon would taste like absolute shit :(

Crumbs!

Vibe coding, but the vibe is 'shitty unreliable website'

I almost certainly have seen that, but in my defence, I've seen quite a lot of Watto content

Lockdown generally was a boon to the 'I don't actually enjoy anything' types

Ince vs Thicke?

I hate Pat McAfee being in WWE so much. Not in a 'heel' way, but in a 'I don't think I want to watch this anymore' way

You're sad about Guyamania XL?! That's crazy! It's gonna be the biggest one yet!

Hey, I visit there regularly and I love it!

IMAGINE how strong the sentiments on the badges and pocket squares are going to be now!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell, though

There's a party that cares about people *and* about the planet.

And it can win in 30 days time.

This is your moment to join the Green Party.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Ask Danhausen if you can look through his jar

French one-man Beatles tribute band called Jean-Paul Georgeandringo

Well you've promised to swear in the first two words, that's already inappropriate

I hope you have a happy April fool's! April fool's haha, I actually hope you have a *very* happy April fool's!!!

About to have physiotherapy due to a knee injury I suffered doing an escape room. The clearest indicator yet that I am a young person no longer

Much appreciated!

Glad you got it sorted. Looking forward to the episode!
I genuinely would have loved to help.
I'm rarely the right person for the job in these cases so I probably got a bit too excited about the prospect, but I'm happy to hear you're keeping a list!

I'm a professional editor. I don't have a production company or anything but I'm a lead editing technician at a university. I'd have the skills and the time unless you're after something with loads of fancy EQ stuff going on. Drop me a DM if this sounds adequate!

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Just eight hours left to grab this Trans Day of Visibility bundle on Itch.io! Help make us extra visible! And also get some good stuff :)

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Gross

A CRT on top of a 90s PC (with floppy disk) showing the Trans Pride Flag

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility!
We're everywhere and we're cool.

Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

Haha, one of the dopiest things I've read today. Well done!

Nick Hancock's Football Nightmares YouTube video by CalamityJames

I just got violently tackled by a long-buried memory thanks to this post. I had a VHS of 'Nick Hancock's Football Nightmares' and Stoke Poges was a recurring punchline!

youtu.be/ESw_q5RdzTU?...

You can't always, in fact 'fix it in post'

Toby was a great guy, and a loyal friend. I miss him so much. Today would also have been his 44th birthday.

Love you, man. Hope you're resting easy 💔

Today is epilepsy awareness day. Like most people (I assume), I thought hardly at all about the condition until I knew someone who had it. My close friend Toby was an epileptic, and I unfortunately have to say 'was', because last year he died during a seizure.