Love it all! ❤️

They’re magical, thank you for asking. How are you and the fam?

🫡

Would you like some tweets? (that one was toast)

I call everything tweets

everyone likes a smart arse :)

a neighbour just asked whether I was single and then asked me out for coffee. It’s really not a great time to have to move house but here we are.

MDR

someone said “merci” to me at the playground this afternoon so I replied “de rien” and all the other parents burst into tears about how clever I am and the standing ovation lasted for ten whole minutes

I think that could really make all the difference

if we were all mindful it would be enough fruit and no one would be overworked or unhappy 🫠

a shark with a gun.

I love it. Nice one.

it’s cool, I’m not really very Ibiza anyway

I wish! against the T&Cs - I can either go or pass it on to the reserve winner